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[Ben-San]

Molly is from Wales (in History) and is therefore free of Romantic Notions about things dug out of the ground.

[Turbo Ninja]

So if Molly is Welsh, Beef should get her a sheep if it's romantic notions he's trying to inspire.

*This post brought to you by the Society To Get More Welsh Sterotypes Out There*

[V-Adore]

Molly is from Wales (in History) and is therefore free of Romantic Notions about things dug out of the ground.

Does this also make her a warlock born and bred?

Anyway, I like the idea of a rubber Andrew WK CD being used as bait, although I have no problems with the artist himself. Presumably you could set the CD on the lid of a trash can or Dumpster for an appropriate level of veracity.

[Cap'n Squeakers]

However, you must remember that Molly is from heaven.

Well played, Omegatron.  Well played, indeed.

As a side note, I expect to see several rings like this at next year's Maker Faire.

[side_show]

Does this also make her a warlock born and bred?

Anyway, I like the idea of a rubber Andrew WK CD being used as bait, although I have no problems with the artist himself. Presumably you could set the CD on the lid of a trash can or Dumpster for an appropriate level of veracity.

Ah memories! it was fun reading that thread again.

[pmcd9]

Ah memories! it was fun reading that thread again.

Good times...

[ImpyChick]

Definitely true.  All normal women want a humongous diamond, no matter how many African slave children were killed to procure it.

However, you must remember that Molly is from heaven.

False.  Like wombat, I've never had or wanted a diamond.  A white gold 1/4 inch band will do just fine when the day comes.

[CortJstr]

My SO tried to talk me out of getting her an engagement ring. She finally relented and is now insisting that she doesn't want a wedding ring because it would be redundant and wasteful to get a 2nd ring.

[theinevitable]

...they're separate rings?

I know that I knew that. Because I remember saying "THEY'RE SEPARATE RINGS!?" before. But... goddamn. That is so much bling to give a lady.

[MrCB]

But the wedding ring is less blingy isn't it? Like just a plain band of gold or what have you.

Or am I completely mistaken?

[linnea]

The engagement ring is the bling. Molly hasn't gotten the matching wedding ring yet.

[Alternate]

I love the idea of trash being lured out of Tiffany's with a rubber C.D. 

I think it's not just that he's trash, but that he's a cat, and this is a human jewelry store.  Humans lure unwanted cats away with rubber giraffe or with rubber kid rock cd's.  It's because humans think cats are so dumb that not only do they have low tastes (dead giraffe, kid rock) but they'll even be tempted by rubber imitations of the objects of their base desires. 

[oball]

this is a human jewelry store.

The Underground has animal-run Subways, so why not a Tiffany's?

[Alternate]

While some franchises, like Subway, have Underground equivalents, others, like American Idol, do not.  It definitely could be that there's an Underground Tiffany's, but my theory is that this is not the case.  I think this because luring someone away with a rubber toy seems to be what humans do to cats, and not what cats do to other cats. 

[wombat]

I think this because luring someone away with a rubber toy seems to be what humans do to cats, and not what cats do to other cats. 

At first I thought this was absolutely right but... wouldn't cats know this about cats? That this sort of thing works, even though they feel stupid about it?