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Author Topic: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*  (Read 2876 times)

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6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« on: June 06, 2007, 07:19:57 am »
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2007, 08:14:29 am »
seven taps, so ... 'love you', 'fuck you', or 'obsdibf' are all possible candidates.
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2007, 09:18:55 am »
The girl understands that Roast Beef can't order the ring himself. She's clearly chosen the one that she wants (and knows that Beef would happily give her) so as to quench the angst of the cat who cannot buy rings.
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2007, 10:35:57 am »
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She's installing a keystroke logger, so she can steal all of Beef's money and elope with Vlad.

Oh Molly.  Is forbidden fruit! I AM MAN!
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2007, 11:29:51 am »
Can'd!

You'll get no coronic acid from me, R2.
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2007, 12:37:53 pm »
Quote from: smick on June 06, 2007, 10:35:57 am
Oh Molly.  Is forbidden fruit! I AM MAN!

Vlad's code of honor means he will never take another man's woman. Too many giraffe in sea, baby. Vlad castink big net.
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2007, 12:42:50 pm »
He cannot be helping it if they are comingk to him. All women are having needs.
The need for Vlad.
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2007, 01:15:23 pm »
Did she also put out a glass of warm milk for Beef before shutting off the light?
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2007, 01:39:53 pm »
Quote from: R2DTrousers on June 06, 2007, 01:31:59 pm
Possibly was a glass of 'agua' - (this was the title of the strip on monetization-taverna and the RSS feed)

Now that the real archive list is harder to find I forget to check it.

As for finding out what Molly typed I think we'll need to wait until Monday. There won't be a comic tomorrow then The Philippe Times will run Friday.

Either that or the Roller Skate of Doom will be appearing soon.
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2007, 02:36:37 pm »
Maybe she goatsed him.
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2007, 02:54:16 pm »
Can. Hard to imagine giving someone a loving kiss after goatse'ing them though.
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2007, 04:03:30 pm »
What does "teed up like a damn Titleist" mean? I mean, I get the golf reference, but how is Beef like a golf ball in this situation?
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2007, 05:27:52 pm »
Is anyone else also in love with Molly?  I mean, is she not the ideal girlfriend?

Maybe I just share too many qualities with Roast Beef...
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Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2007, 09:27:44 pm »
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Whoah ain't checked Drudge Report in like two hours got to catch up real quick

Huh look at that Robert DeNiro weighs 183 pounds that seems reasonable

So true.  This is exactly how an intelligent man comes to surrender six hours of his life.
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