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Polk had a Mullet
« on: June 15, 2007, 04:23:48 am »

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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2007, 04:31:22 am »
Naw, man, that's just long and slicked back. Mullets require some kind of fringe.


This is a mullet:



Business in the front, party in the back.
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2007, 04:44:52 am »
NOT THE NAPOLEON OF THE STUMP!!!
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2007, 05:44:17 am »
Bishop of the X-Men had the raddest mullet of them all...

He was from a ruined future where black guys had mullets for some reason.
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2007, 05:46:01 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on June 15, 2007, 04:44:52 am
NOT THE NAPOLEON OF THE STUMP!!!

Austere, severe, he held few people dear!

His oratory filled his foes with fear!
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2007, 12:44:22 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on June 15, 2007, 05:46:01 am
Austere, severe, he held few people dear!

His oratory filled his foes with fear!

You'd better have a confetti cannon hiding somewhere. Don't start this thing if you can't finish it.
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2007, 02:04:39 pm »
Or a singing saw.
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2007, 02:48:17 pm »
Ha, ha, ha!  Oh, mercy!

*edit:  Looking a little further in to that site... they get a little to mean for my liking, but also, there is a term for a receding hair line mullet on the site:  the skullet.  I say Polk has a skullet.*
« Last Edit: June 15, 2007, 02:53:21 pm by side_show »
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2007, 04:26:32 pm »
This is my ex boss.

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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2007, 04:59:22 pm »
that is hell of terrifying. Gah.

Anyway, back to Polk. YOUNG HIIIIICKORY, Napoleon of the stump.
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2007, 05:03:30 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on June 15, 2007, 04:26:32 pm
This is my ex boss.



Is this the one you wanted to punch in the face? 
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2007, 05:28:24 pm »
I nearly ended up with a mullet a month or so ago.

It was a frightening experience, I can tell you.
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2007, 05:31:08 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 15, 2007, 05:03:30 pm
Is this the one you wanted to punch in the face? 

The same.
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2007, 05:32:28 pm »
Here's a better mullet site...

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2007, 05:53:17 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on June 15, 2007, 04:26:32 pm
This is my ex boss.

Is that a prison mug shot? Because I thought it was at first.
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