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Author Topic: Polk had a Mullet  (Read 2565 times)

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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2007, 06:45:02 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on June 15, 2007, 05:53:17 pm
Is that a prison mug shot? Because I thought it was at first.

It was taken in my office.  The austere white wall and the blue jumpsuit does give it a prison mugshot feel. 

I had a mullet too for about two weeks.  Yes, I wore an ironic mullet.  Asshole ex-boss didn't seem to notice.
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2007, 07:15:43 pm »
See, with your mustache, you actually pull it off.  It is obvious from the care you take in styling it that you are aware of your mullet, that it is indeed an ironic comment, like a response in hair to your ex-bosses undignified hairdo.  I don't really know the chronology, but I imagine your mohawk to have followed the mullet, a comment on your freedom from that accursed job, the cause of cancer, as I once deemed it.
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Re: Polk had a Mullet
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2007, 06:15:01 am »
I kind of look like I have a mullet right now. Every hair on my head (ie, non-facial hair) is about 1/2 inch... and when my mom helped me cut the back, she didn't really trim the neck to look shorter. So, it's all the same length... but the back looks slightly off. In a mulleticious way.
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