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Author Topic: Serena Williams' Ass - split  (Read 15013 times)

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2007, 04:08:37 pm »
Mm-hmm.

There is no term for that other than "a shelf full of wonderful".
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2007, 04:20:52 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on June 14, 2007, 04:08:37 pm
Mm-hmm.

There is no term for that other than "a shelf full of wonderful".

Indeed!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2007, 06:24:53 pm »
yeah. see. part of the problem is that I am a very scrawny guy. Girls like that intimidate me.

Basically I go for small ladies, in theory. Of course, the girls I have dated have all been tall for girls, so, who knows.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2007, 08:33:00 pm »
All you damn normosexuals get off of my lawn!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2007, 08:50:59 pm »
ignore what was previously here, basically.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2007, 02:23:43 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 14, 2007, 05:49:04 pm
So yeah, Serena's athletic grace pretty much kicks the piss outta that other crap. Bet she could hella sit on a cake, too.

Can for the can reference. Hells and damn yes.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2007, 09:15:55 am »
You know, even with the legendary digressive power of TOUAMB and the inevitability of a new update coming along to spoil the party, I can still see this thread just rolling gently on for the rest of time as an endless discussion of Serena Williams's arse.

I'm at once baffled and inspired.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2007, 12:41:50 pm »
In fact there were TWO new updates two pages ago, but they had no effect whatever on the discussion.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2007, 02:43:39 pm »
Well, it's basically my fault.  See, I'd read the baby update about Serena, thought "huh.  She's not all that," and went on with my life.  Then a few days later I came across those slammin' pictures of her, and well, I had to show you all here.  Because I was wrong - she is all that.  Because I care about y'all.  Because I didn't want everyone to miss out.  On her glorious ass. 

Really, it's not to be missed.  Sassy.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2007, 05:47:28 pm »
But... but what about Venus
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2007, 10:14:23 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on June 15, 2007, 05:47:28 pm
But... but what about Venus

They are both incredibly gorgeous.



Mods, should we split this and make a Williams Thread?
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Re: Serena Williams' Ass - split from Baby updates
« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2007, 06:17:33 am »
I would like to say that, as per something LFM said earlier, I basically like girls who look kind of like boys. Sometimes. I am a fan of the small-chested and skinny type.

Although, you know, I think that is just in the abstract. Based on the ladies I have dated, I like curvy blondes with glasses.

Which shouldn't be a surprise, but it sure surprised me.

I am all for a nice rear end, but that one is just too much. Too much booty.

I don't get it, though. I don't know any guys (other than me) who are attracted to girls who look like boys. Why is this the industry norm? Why do girls think they should look like this?
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Re: Serena Williams' Ass - split from Baby updates
« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2007, 04:14:28 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 16, 2007, 06:17:33 am
I would like to say that, as per something LFM said earlier, I basically like girls who look kind of like boys. Sometimes. I am a fan of the small-chested and skinny type.

You know, it's ok to just skip the rigamarole and just like boys. We'll all still like you.
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Re: Serena Williams' Ass - split from Baby updates
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2007, 04:32:24 pm »
It's cool that you dig boners, inev. Everybody's gotta dig something.
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Re: Serena Williams' Ass - split from Baby updates
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2007, 04:33:16 pm »
I was trying to figure out what My Type was... and I think as long as they have nice legs, a cute smile, and a tendency to not be a bitch, I'm in good shape.
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