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Author Topic: 28 June 2007 - A bidet's only as mean as the guy usin' it.  (Read 7475 times)

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Re: 28 June 2007 - A bidet's only as mean as the guy usin' it.
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2007, 11:16:22 am »
Using a bidet in a mean manner is entirely the reason why, now and forever, I am childfree.


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Re: 28 June 2007 - A bidet's only as mean as the guy usin' it.
« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2007, 04:42:52 pm »
Your spouse tore it from the floor and beat your junk with it?
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Re: 28 June 2007 - A bidet's only as mean as the guy usin' it.
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2007, 10:02:06 am »
Quote from: jaydub on July 18, 2007, 04:42:52 pm
Your spouse tore it from the floor and beat your junk with it?

His hogging of the bidet made his junk inoperable.

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Re: 28 June 2007 - A bidet's only as mean as the guy usin' it.
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2007, 11:30:18 am »
Quote from: Doc on July 19, 2007, 10:02:06 am
His hogging of the bidet made his junk inoperable.

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Re: 28 June 2007 - A bidet's only as mean as the guy usin' it.
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2007, 12:03:30 pm »
Many thanks.
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Re: 28 June 2007 - A bidet's only as mean as the guy usin' it.
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2007, 07:13:17 pm »
I have nothing of value to contribute to the overpopulation/childbearing/junk atrophy debate, which seems to have died out on its own now anyway.  However, I was a child myself when I had my first encounter with a bidet.

I was so confused that I somehow managed to chip my tooth on it.  My memory is a bit hazy as to how exactly that happened, but then I suppose it's probably better that way.
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