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Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« on: July 06, 2007, 03:28:07 am »
I realize that this is a bold statement.

But this is seriously... The.  Worst.  Trampstamp.  Ever. 

(SFW).
 
http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2006/07/tramp_stamp/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg

It sucks even more because it's guilty of egregious apostrophe abuse AND it comes damn close to ruining my favorite literary passage*.

This is courtesy of Kellichou, btw.



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* Someone on a website posted this about Paul's first letter to the Corinthians:
The hilarious bit about 1st Corinthians 13 is that it is ALWAYS (when used in a wedding) taken completely out of context.

Biblical scholars (and anybody who studies ancient texts) should use hermeneutical analysis in their reading. They would thus know that the Apostle Paul spends the first twelve chapters of 1 Cor talking about “spiritual gifts” and their use in the church of Corinth. Then in 1 Cor 13 he starts talking about a better method of caring for the lost — that is, love — and how any of the spiritual gifts (speaking in tongues, healing the sick, and so on) is useless unless it is also exercised with love and compassion for your fellow man.

Then he goes on to define what love is and is not, in the context of exercising your spiritual gifts and Christian life. There's not one word about weddings in there, because it's not about the dynamics of family life and how how husbands and wives should love each other; it's about how Christians should demonstrate God's love to non-Christians — and each other.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2007, 03:35:35 am »
I think it's very thoughtful of her.  It could impart a profound, perhaps even life-changing message to the guy cornholing her after a few rounds of wings and Cadillac margaritas at Chili's.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 03:37:04 am »
That might just be a really unfortunately located mole.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2007, 03:41:53 am »
Quote from: Limmo on July 06, 2007, 03:35:35 am
I think it's very thoughtful of her.  It could impart a profound, perhaps even life-changing message to the guy cornholing her after a few rounds of wings and Cadillac margaritas at Chili's.

Beat me to it... Sort of.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2007, 03:48:36 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 06, 2007, 03:41:53 am
Beat me to it... Sort of.

Doesn't matter.  Nabu earned a can.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2007, 04:03:22 am »
Quote from: linnea on July 06, 2007, 03:28:07 am

* Someone on a website posted this about Paul's first letter to the Corinthians:
Biblical scholars (and anybody who studies ancient texts) should use hermeneutical analysis in their reading.

I think I need to lie down with a cool towel on my forehead after looking up that word.

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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2007, 05:38:46 am »
From:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tramp_stamp

In Germany the lower back tattoo is called an Arschgeweih, which literally means "ass antlers." This term was created by comedian Michael Mittermeier, and since there is no other simple word in German this term prevailed.[citation needed] It is also sometimes called Schlampenstempel, which means "tramp stamp," and is more pejorative than Arschgeweih.

ASS ANTLERS!  ASS ANTLERS!   HAHAHAHA1!!1!!
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2007, 05:52:28 am »
Okay, so, who's gonna get the antler tattoo back there?

Anyway, I have to give her credit for being thorough. That isn't just getting a little frog or something back there -- that must have taken a while to get fully inked. Strange, but at least she had the courage of her conviction, or a damn lot of liquid courage in its stead.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2007, 01:55:54 pm »
Quote from: kellichou on July 06, 2007, 05:38:46 am
In Germany the lower back tattoo is called an Arschgeweih, which literally means "ass antlers." This term was created by comedian Michael Mittermeier, and since there is no other simple word in German this term prevailed.[citation needed] It is also sometimes called Schlampenstempel, which means "tramp stamp," and is more pejorative than Arschgeweih.

Fixed the hell out of that for you.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2007, 02:34:29 pm »
Why is this any worse than any other tattoo?
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2007, 02:36:02 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 06, 2007, 02:34:29 pm
Why is this any worse than any other tattoo?

For me, its worse because of it's grammatical error, but I'm a pedant.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2007, 02:39:56 pm »
No dude wants to be looking down at come religious-themed cum-catcher on a lady's back. That is a total mood-killer.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2007, 02:44:12 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 06, 2007, 02:39:56 pm
No dude wants to be looking down at come religious-themed cum-catcher on a lady's back. That is a total mood-killer.

I find that cumming kills the mood all by itself.

I'm sorry. I had to.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2007, 12:47:55 pm »
My wife has a tattoo like this. Not like this in that it's biblical, but like this in that it takes up the lower 4th of her back, and the ends come around her back to her sides a bit.

I made a half-serious, half-joking proclamation that if I go back to school, I'm going to learn how to do laser tattoo removal, because in about 25 years when all these little hotties are in their 50s, and their tattoo no longer looks like a gazelle jumping out of a flaming yin-yang but instead looks such as an antelope plodding in front of a subway tunnel as the 5:30 Blue Line to Franconia-Springfield makes its way out from under the Pentagon, I'm gonna be rolling in phat loot. This almost got me hit.
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Re: Worst "tramp stamp" ever.
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2007, 04:36:50 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on July 07, 2007, 12:47:55 pm
This almost got me hit.

No kidding?
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