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Bobby Isosceles

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Caption This
« on: July 12, 2007, 04:02:31 pm »
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 05:37:38 pm »
Durr!  I have a growth on my face!  Durr!  Mommy says I'm beautiful.  Ahla, la, la!  *drools* Ah la la!  Ha ha! Durr!
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 05:58:13 pm »
After a few months of feeling sorry for himself, Gene Simons took his accidental sex change operation in a healthy stride.
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 06:35:00 pm »
The mutated giant penguins, free from captivity, took a perverse delight in the reversal of roles.
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 06:37:27 pm »
Having convinced the gullible lady that she was to be the next Virgin Mary, the poltergeists decided to see if she'd buy the concept of Immaculate Fellatio.
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 09:00:31 pm »
Tammy auditions for a role at Sea World.
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 09:54:44 pm »
'Self-Operated Colonic Irrigation 2 Go' was already beginning to seem like a bad idea.
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 10:59:38 pm »
The seal overlords smiled in perfect victory. The war had been long, but now at this moment nothing mattered. Nothing but the human covered in mustard.
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 01:12:20 am »
Invisible Coprophilia fetish with hot-dog coloured condoms.  Footage at 10.
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2007, 12:08:34 pm »
Arf Arf Arf
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2007, 04:33:24 pm »
I keep trying for a caption, but I find the image so nauseating that my creative capacities are extinguished.  Ew.
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 03:09:21 am »
Nauseating? Or... arousing?
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2007, 05:38:08 am »
Quote from: jaydub on July 13, 2007, 04:33:24 pm
I keep trying for a caption, but I find the image so nauseating that my creative capacities are extinguished.  Ew.

QFT. Bobby, where the fuck do you find these things? There's gotta be better pictures out there to caption.
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2007, 03:23:30 pm »
Quote from: linnea on July 14, 2007, 05:38:08 am
QFT. Bobby, where the fuck do you find these things? There's gotta be better pictures out there to caption.

Isn't it ironic?
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Re: Caption This
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2007, 03:35:02 pm »
What is this FARK?
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