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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #135 on: September 22, 2009, 10:45:00 pm »
Quote from: smick on September 22, 2009, 02:52:20 pm
It's ok.  I can say with some certainty that animal-rights vegans hate you even more.

Well I'd kind of like to read the rant.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #136 on: September 22, 2009, 10:46:38 pm »
yeah, it is delicious, but a week ago I realized I am getting love handles.

I do not love them.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #137 on: September 22, 2009, 11:01:42 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 22, 2009, 10:08:59 pm
my roommate keeps cooking this thing that is Spaghetti Squash. Spaghetti doesn't come from squash, dude, it comes from wheat and stuff. Stop feeding me weird squash fibers and saying it's spaghetti.

I was at a business lunch once, and I ordered this, thinking I would receive spaghetti with a nice red sauce that featured some cut up squash.

Fuck!
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #138 on: September 22, 2009, 11:36:55 pm »
To be clear, it's pretty good-tasting.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #139 on: September 23, 2009, 01:14:33 am »
and what do you cook for your roommate
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #140 on: September 23, 2009, 01:25:27 am »
he gets touchy if I say I want to cook. He takes it as me saying I dont' like what he cooks.

I clean everything, though. He is so messy.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #141 on: September 23, 2009, 01:39:57 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 23, 2009, 01:25:27 am
he gets touchy if I say I want to cook. He takes it as me saying I dont' like what he cooks.

I clean everything, though. He is so messy.

Sounds like a hell of a partnership.  You two should get hitched.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #142 on: September 23, 2009, 01:52:10 am »
oh yeah, we are super gay for each other.

but like, in a way where he yells at me to grow a pair and get laid.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #143 on: September 23, 2009, 03:13:00 am »
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but like, in a way where he yells at me to grow a pair and get laid.

It's good to know that people who exist do this to you too.

I was afraid that only we were this awesome.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #144 on: September 23, 2009, 04:03:11 am »
I heard that message twice today, and one of them was in the form "Everyone says, "***** and DB want to fuck each other, but are too stupid to do it." when I ask what ***** is up to lately."
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #145 on: September 23, 2009, 04:16:42 am »
your name is #####?!
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #146 on: September 23, 2009, 04:37:23 am »
No, he is DB. The girl is *****. Her name must be censored because it is a crime.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #147 on: September 23, 2009, 07:43:05 am »
See if we had a Today I'm gonna thread in an inaccessible part of the site, this is exactly the type of info it would be for.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #148 on: September 23, 2009, 11:45:17 am »
Quote from: Doc on September 23, 2009, 07:43:05 am
See if we had a Today I'm gonna thread in an inaccessible part of the site, this is exactly the type of info it would be for.

And if we had some weird way of rewarding people by giving them an inexplicable symbolic beverage, this is exactly the type of post it would be for.
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Re: Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
« Reply #149 on: September 23, 2009, 01:22:49 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on September 23, 2009, 04:37:23 am
No, he is DB. The girl is *****. Her name must be censored because it is a crime.

Oh, I thought her name was *****, or #####.
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