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Re: What It Feels Like to Own an iPhone
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2007, 05:29:52 am »
Quote from: linnea on September 10, 2007, 04:27:38 am
It's been a damn long time since i've read this thread...but YOU GOT A FREE fuck*ng iPHONE?? What the hell? How did you swing that??

He won a contest.  I was (almost) there.
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Re: What It Feels Like to Own an iPhone
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2007, 05:32:43 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on September 10, 2007, 05:29:52 am
He won a contest.  I was (almost) there.
Didn't he wrestle a grizzly bear to exhaustion? I heard that was the contest.
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Re: What It Feels Like to Own an iPhone
« Reply #47 on: September 11, 2007, 07:20:24 am »
I heard he won the contest by taming the mighty Mississippi.

Also: I periodically don't answer cellphone calls because I am reinforcing the idea that this device is for my convenience.  Most of my family understands this by now.
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Re: What It Feels Like to Own an iPhone
« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2007, 08:19:54 am »
damn, maybe it's just because I am basically a needy person, but I have only consciously rejected 2 or so phone calls in my life. Unless I am busy, I always want to talk to people.

In fact, I am probably the person whose phone calls are being turned down. Sorry!
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Re: What It Feels Like to Own an iPhone
« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2007, 12:49:49 pm »
Linnea: I won it due entirely to charm.

And yeah, I was filling out the paperwork when August called to let me know he was in town.
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