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[littlefallsmets]

I definitely want to hear how 'Nev manages to talk his way out of getting laid at a naked orgy.

I'm saving up my ellipses for the reaction.

[lprkn]

I am also anxious to hear the outcome of this shindig.

I also would like to say that I absolutely do not remember making my previous post. Alcohol may have been a factor.

[theinevitable]

Um, it was a "we're getting evicted! awesome!" party.
They guys who live there are in a band, and they ran in naked to play a final set at 2 AM. Everyone got nude.

It never turned sexual. At all. everyone just danced nude in a very excited manner and smiled a lot.

And then the cops came, so we all left.

highlights:
saw a girl I smooched on freshman year, the second people took off even one item of clothing she bolted.
saw a girl who hit on me in one of my classes... leaving with a guy who looked like he was in his 30s at least. He was fully clothed, she was bare-ass naked.

all in all, I am pretty happy about my life.

[littlefallsmets]

So it was avoided by being in denial that it was actually an orgy.

Well-played. We knew the outcome but we had no idea how you'd get there.

That's really all we can ask of sport.

[pmcd9]

That was really mean Mike, but I gave you a can anyway.

[theinevitable]

I mean.

No one had sex. No one had sex at that party. The cops came and basically chased all of us out of the building. Maybe people left and had sex later.

[pmcd9]

Maybe people left and had sex later.

Or maybe they went and studied for finals.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Way back in the day, my band was playing a party at a friend's house.  We were in a corner of the basement, crammed into a little alcove about 8 feet by 8 feet (just the band, there was more room for people to watch).  But nearly everyone was out in the backyard, which was where the keg was.

So halfway through the set, our bass player puts down his bass and takes off his clothes.  "What're you doing?" I asked.  "I dunno," he answered.  And he proceeded to play the rest of the set naked.  It worked--by the time we were done, the basement was full.  Even better, during the last song, the back end of his strap popped off, so he was playing on one knee trying to shield himself.

Good times, good times.

[theinevitable]

Or maybe they went and studied for finals.

Or maybe they went and passed out on their beds. That is what everyone I knew at the party did.

I have tried to communicate this before: no one I know at this school has sex, ever. It is like we live in the college twilight zone where the only people who have sex are people with long-term boyfriends/girlfriends.
A bunch of my female friends work for the college "sexuality magazine," and you have never met such a bunch of not-sex-having ladies. Also, no pot.
I have a lot of theories about why this is.

[pmcd9]

Have you considered a transfer?

[AugustWest]

Or maybe they went and studied for finals.

I think they all went to Pop's Choklit Shoppe and had a malted.

[Doc]

I think they all went to Pop's Choklit Shoppe and had a malted.

What a kick!

[littlefallsmets]

I have a lot of theories about why this is.

Theories about the ladies on the magazine or theories about the school in general?

[theinevitable]

mostly the second, but some of both.

[littlefallsmets]

I mean, the theory about the ladies at the sexuality magazine not fuckin' up a storm is easy, they're interested in the subject because they're trying to talk themselves out of liking other ladies, trying to find the avenue toward desiring (or at least tolerating) a hairy stinking thing like a dude in their bed. They don't smoke pot because they're afraid that being high will unrestraint their sapphic desires. Easy peasy.

The school, though, what's your theory?