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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5610 on: October 23, 2009, 10:27:36 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on October 23, 2009, 09:58:07 pm
I was scheduled for a GP visit regarding hearing loss.  Tinnitus mostly.  Sounds like autumn in Georgia in my head at the moment.  Wife needs the car though, so I had to reschedule.  I hope its just wax - sporting a hearing aid is not very rock n' roll. (Or is it?)
Not a single word of that entire statement is very rock 'n' roll.

Not necessarily a bad thing....
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« Reply #5611 on: October 23, 2009, 11:05:20 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on October 23, 2009, 09:58:07 pm
sporting a hearing aid is not very rock n' roll. (Or is it?)
Hearing aids are de rigeur for the rock 'n' roll set...due to decibel-triggered hearing loss.  And aging rock stars.  http://www.healthyhearing.com/articles/28798-so-you-want-to
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« Reply #5612 on: October 24, 2009, 12:25:29 am »
Do you take a lot of aspirin or ibuprofen? If so, stop. That's what was causing it for me.
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« Reply #5613 on: October 24, 2009, 01:43:26 am »
Nope, I am relatively drug free these days.  My dad has terrible hearing, but he was a machinists mate in the Navy and spent his youth driving race cars, so there are circumstances for him.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5614 on: October 24, 2009, 04:33:38 am »
Quote from: dejavroom on October 23, 2009, 05:15:14 pm
...bubble-butt Boliquas come my way

look, i dont need any competition.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5615 on: October 24, 2009, 11:48:49 am »
Quote from: lprkn on October 22, 2009, 03:30:20 pm
Is he wrestling a giant sharpei?

Pretty sure that's Humbaba, "whose face is like coiled entrails". So yeah, basically.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5616 on: October 24, 2009, 03:07:16 pm »
Quote from: Ben-San on October 24, 2009, 11:48:49 am
Pretty sure that's Humbaba, "whose face is like coiled entrails". So yeah, basically.

I am imagining Helen Thomas's face on The Rock's body.

This is how I conceptualize Humbaba.
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« Reply #5617 on: October 24, 2009, 11:18:20 pm »
Quote from: Ben-San on October 24, 2009, 11:48:49 am
..."whose face is like coiled entrails"....

thats effin gross.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5618 on: October 25, 2009, 02:20:36 am »
...go to the Zombie Walk with Bobby and Mrs. Isoceles.
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« Reply #5619 on: October 25, 2009, 02:24:43 am »
Quote from: wombat on October 25, 2009, 02:20:36 am
...go to the Zombie Walk with Bobby and Mrs. Isoceles.
We just had a Zombie Pub Crawl here in the Twin Cities last week.  Good stuff.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5620 on: October 25, 2009, 02:37:53 am »
the missus went to atlanta's a few weeks ago, got a few good pics
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« Reply #5621 on: October 25, 2009, 09:17:14 am »
Today I did not get to go to the Zombie walk because I had to drive an over-heating car for five hours. I guess this is thematically correct because I was fairly zombie-like at the ed of it.
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« Reply #5622 on: October 25, 2009, 03:36:28 pm »
Quote from: Doc on October 25, 2009, 09:17:14 am
Today I did not get to go to the Zombie walk because I had to drive an over-heating car for five hours. I guess this is thematically correct because I was fairly zombie-like at the ed of it.
Do you and the Isosceles and Wombat all live in the same town?
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« Reply #5623 on: October 25, 2009, 03:45:13 pm »
I think Doc lives as far away as is possible to still be on the same planet, actually.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5624 on: October 25, 2009, 05:50:46 pm »
Flip the fuck out upon finding out about "Sombras sobre Lisboa" (Shadows Over Lisbon), a collection of stories in the vein of Lovecraft, but, you  know, in Portugal. It seems the dudes really explored Portugal's rich history:

"You will know what were the horrors witnessed by the Phoenicians at the margins of the Tejo... what made the moors invade the peninsula... the creatures the caravels found in their voyages of discovery... the true reason for the 1755 earthquake... The strange cults Eça de Queiroz fought..."

I need this item in my life, like, now. Goddammit Portuguese people, stop being so damn cute...
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