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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6435 on: December 20, 2009, 04:23:46 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 20, 2009, 03:27:12 am
Today I'm gonna see this is a friend's facebook status:

And it's gonna take me several minutes to realize that she's not talking about masturbation.

Walk-in masturbation, no less.
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« Reply #6436 on: December 20, 2009, 04:32:41 am »
Beautiful stuff, Paul.
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« Reply #6437 on: December 21, 2009, 07:10:17 am »
...not know where exactly i should post this



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« Reply #6438 on: December 21, 2009, 10:56:37 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 21, 2009, 07:58:12 am
oh yeah...

bought a new hoss for Spouse today. Name is Pinto. 
So his ass will explode in a ball of flames given any collision?
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« Reply #6439 on: December 21, 2009, 12:57:44 pm »
Quote from: Choop on December 21, 2009, 07:10:17 am
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« Reply #6440 on: December 21, 2009, 03:06:08 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 21, 2009, 07:58:12 am
he's named Pinto

I hope you do not know any Brazilians because that is Brazilian slang for 'tiny c*ck'.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6441 on: December 21, 2009, 03:27:34 pm »
...get distracted at work while anticipating cooking some Christmas lamb on Thursday morning.  It is going to be hella good, grill-style with char on the outside and tenderness inside.  Just like Danny Trejo.
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« Reply #6442 on: December 21, 2009, 04:06:52 pm »
Quote from: TedStriker on December 21, 2009, 03:27:34 pm
...get distracted at work while anticipating cooking some Christmas lamb on Thursday morning.  It is going to be hella good, grill-style with char on the outside and tenderness inside.  Just like Danny Trejo.

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« Reply #6443 on: December 21, 2009, 08:51:01 pm »
oops, definitely got my lowest grades ever this semester.

The semester where, like every other semester, I have said "This will be my best semester."

Were the classes I did badly in the two classes that should have been the easiest, but I pretty much blew them off?
Ding ding ding!
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« Reply #6444 on: December 22, 2009, 01:45:10 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 21, 2009, 07:25:32 am
Very Noticed Thing: When you go down in a pit nowadays people hook you back up and keep going. Big difference from the old boot to the head days. I liked it the new style, very congenial in a way.

youve got ian mackaye to thank for that.  i theen he introduced all the hippie-style love-and-selflessness to punkrock.....

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6445 on: December 22, 2009, 01:49:48 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on December 21, 2009, 10:56:37 am
So his ass will explode in a ball of flames given any collision?

That was beautiful.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6446 on: December 22, 2009, 06:40:13 am »
my girlfriend and her ex boyfriend and this other dude recorded a video of them covering "smells like teen spirit" and...

I can't tell if they are completely making fun of the song or not. the video is all like, her lifting weights while singing it, or her hitting the same note over and over on a keyboard while singing it, or smoking and saying it sassily to the camera. But her singing voice is really cute. Like... not at all like her normal voice, it is all sing-songy and goofy. CUTE.

I don't think the world needed an ironic cover of Smells like Teen Spirit on the ukelele with weird electronic beeps and boops, though. There are a lot of things the world needs more than this.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6447 on: December 22, 2009, 04:01:34 pm »
inev when this hits the you tubes which is ... predestined, you must link us this. we need to know the faces of the people who would bring down the gods of grunge rock.
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« Reply #6448 on: December 22, 2009, 06:03:38 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 22, 2009, 06:40:13 am
my girlfriend and her ex boyfriend and this other dude recorded a video of them covering "smells like teen spirit" and...

I can't tell if they are completely making fun of the song or not. the video is all like, her lifting weights while singing it, or her hitting the same note over and over on a keyboard while singing it, or smoking and saying it sassily to the camera. But her singing voice is really cute. Like... not at all like her normal voice, it is all sing-songy and goofy. CUTE.

I don't think the world needed an ironic cover of Smells like Teen Spirit on the ukelele with weird electronic beeps and boops, though. There are a lot of things the world needs more than this.

This reminds me of my junior homecoming dance when they played a dance remix of YMCA and we kept yelling at the DJ how unnecessary this was since it's already a dance song. Then he followed it up with a dance remix of Smells Like Teen Spirit and the universe wept.
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« Reply #6449 on: December 22, 2009, 07:10:15 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on December 22, 2009, 06:03:38 pm
This reminds me of my junior homecoming dance...followed it up with a dance remix of Smells Like Teen Spirit and the universe wept.

Yes, the only acceptable dance move done to Smells Like Teen Spirit is either a mosh or the hunched-shoulders zombiedance from Charlie Brown holiday specials.
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