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« Reply #7110 on: March 25, 2010, 01:08:38 am »

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« Reply #7111 on: March 25, 2010, 04:29:34 am »

I just made myself 2 (I do not know why 2, this is so much food) big sandwiches consisting of a split-open bratwurst with dijon mustard and colby jack cheese on rye. The only thing I can conceive of drinking with this is an entire Colt 45, but that is such a bad idea for a week night.

...but I want it so much.
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« Reply #7112 on: March 25, 2010, 04:40:06 am »

This is America goddamit.  You can get fucked up on a Wednesday.
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« Reply #7113 on: March 25, 2010, 04:48:34 am »

yeah, I convinced myself to have 1 normal beer instead of 1 huge beer.

Wow, those sandwiches were so amazingly good. WHOA.

also: today in our radio station general body meeting, we used Chatroulette. We chatted with this random dude for like 5 minutes, and then he said "oh, by the way I NOW PRESENT, MY DICK" and stood up and pulled down his #####.

awesome. had a whole normal conversation with us, and then the dick.
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« Reply #7114 on: March 25, 2010, 01:12:45 pm »

That sounds like something Bobby would do.

I discovered this the other day and keep thinking that *our* trolls make *these* dudes look like amateurs.

http://chatroulettetrolling.com/
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« Reply #7115 on: March 25, 2010, 03:14:49 pm »

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« Reply #7116 on: March 25, 2010, 04:00:11 pm »

you get a can because why should the rad times end?
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« Reply #7117 on: March 25, 2010, 04:37:38 pm »

wikipedia bad image list

What a find, hats off to you sir.

Why is the Joker on the bad image list though?
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« Reply #7118 on: March 25, 2010, 04:39:04 pm »

What a find, hats off to you sir.

Why is the Joker on the bad image list though?

[[shrug]]
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« Reply #7119 on: March 25, 2010, 04:47:21 pm »

copyright infringement, probably.
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« Reply #7120 on: March 25, 2010, 05:09:02 pm »


It happened kinda quick but my sense is that there was a little pop sound and then my hoss levitated, every hair on him stood straight up and then he farted like a thunderclap spun around three times and magically transported to the far side of the arena, where he then crapped.


I bet that hoss was giving you the stink-eye after that.
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« Reply #7121 on: March 25, 2010, 05:10:01 pm »

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« Reply #7122 on: March 25, 2010, 09:05:39 pm »

So I'm stopped at a stoplight and a cop pulls up behind me. I say to my spouse, with whom I am speaking via my cell phone, "Can you call [boy]'s speech therapist and tell her we'll be late for his appointment? I'm about to get pulled over for an expired registration."

Sure enough, just after Cop and I successfully complete the left turn, the blue lights come on. Boy is really excited about this and thinks we're going to visit the police station. I spend the intervening moments between the full stop and the time the officer arrives at the window gathering my license, registration, and failed state emissions inspection and teaching my son to say, "Mama got pulled over."

Cop comes to the window and says, "Hello, Ma'am, are you aware that you registration is expired?"

"Yes, sir," I say, and then continue, "We failed our inspection, as you can see, because our check engine light was on, and we've been waiting for our income tax refund so that we can get it fixed."

"I certainly understand that, ma'am," the nice officer says, "and I just pulled you over to make sure you were aware of it. I don't give tickets unless I have to, but another officer might write you a citation, so I wanted to give you a verbal warning and make sure you got it taken care of. Do you have your license with you?"

"Yes, sir, it's here."

"Thanks, I'm going to go run a check on it, I'm sure it'll come up clean, but I've gotta check, and then you can be on your way."

I spend the next few minutes teaching my son to say, "Thank you, officer," and when the cop comes back to the window he asks, "Have you ever been confused with someone from Mooresville?"

I'm sort of shocked, and a little worried. "No, sir."

"Wayyl," he says, in a Southern-cop kind of way that makes my hair stand on end, "there's another white female with and ID with the same ID number as your license, and she's about your age, and she's not what you'd call an upstanding citizen, you see."

"Oh, my." I don't like where this is going.

The officer relieves the anxiety that is no doubt showing on my face and says, "I cross-checked it against your vehicle registration and you're clearly not her. But you might want to check with the DMV and see if they can give you a new license number. Some officers aren't so thorough, and I'd hate to see you get into trouble over this other lady's outstanding DUIs."

"Yes, sir, thank you, sir." I exhale and my son echoes from the backseat, "Thank you, officer."

He hands me my license and says, "Be safe, now. And get that registration taken care of."

"Yes, sir, I wil."

We were fifteen minutes late to speech therapy, but I was pretty OK with that by the time I got there.
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« Reply #7123 on: March 25, 2010, 09:39:13 pm »

wake up from a nightmare in which someone gets shot to screams from downstairs. Spent a few moments thinking that dream had been because of the sound of someone actually getting shot on my street. Ran to the window, to find that a big ol' branch had snapped off a tree and taken out our power lines. landlady is not answering her phone, utilities company people are on their way.
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« Reply #7124 on: March 26, 2010, 12:13:16 am »

Allow me to raise this tiny can of Dr. Pepper in your honor, sir!
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