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Which substance, when indulged on (abused), has given us our best Achewood strips?

the gin
- 6 (24%)
the pot
- 12 (48%)
the bacon
- 7 (28%)

Total Members Voted: 24

Voting closed: July 21, 2007, 12:05:26 pm


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dejavroom

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Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« on: July 19, 2007, 12:05:26 pm »
Because this current "Ray stepping on instruments" run looks like a Coors Light-fueled idea...
« Last Edit: July 19, 2007, 12:16:54 pm by dejavroom »
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 03:30:48 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on July 19, 2007, 12:05:26 pm
Because this current "Ray stepping on instruments" run looks like a Coors Light-fueled idea...

ha ha no one voted or commented cause no one likes you

or maybe this board is full of vengeful argentinians
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 04:13:27 pm »
ah, that's cool, not caring is the gentlemen's sport these days, right? I almost didn't vote myself... >)
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 10:07:00 pm »
My vote is for the little green man that forces a pipe into Onstad's face and sparks it up for some quality time with the alive talking stuffed animals in his head.
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 03:13:45 am »
Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?

Ink?
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 04:11:02 am »
It's the wife-beating and alcoholism, clearly.
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 11:48:27 am »
Bacon?
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 01:28:26 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 20, 2007, 11:48:27 am
Bacon?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's bacon!



Damn you advertisers!
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 04:11:01 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 20, 2007, 01:28:26 pm
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's bacon!


baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaco nbaconbacon
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2007, 04:17:33 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on July 20, 2007, 04:11:01 pm

baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaco nbaconbacon

What's that say?! I can't reeeeeeaaad!
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2007, 04:30:26 pm »
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2007, 12:09:39 am »
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2007, 02:35:42 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 21, 2007, 12:09:39 am
Man, the 80's sucked so hard.

Paul, for some of us the 80s was all we had.
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2007, 02:48:39 am »
Quote from: side_show on July 20, 2007, 04:30:26 pm
Bacon roll.

Please tell me that's another Rickroll. I'm clicking now.

**EDIT: Heh! Kenny Loggins singing, and some nubile young man dancing like there's ass in his ******.

Everybody wins.
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Re: Which substance gives us the best Achewoods?
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2007, 01:24:32 pm »
Yes, see that's Kevin Bacon (and who I must assume is Kevin Bacon's body double) dancing up a storm in the extremely silly film Footlose.  I just made up the Bacon Roll.  Maybe this will bring a new level of stupidness to the six degrees of Kevin Bacon thing?

As for the poll, I voted for gin.  Recent personal tests have shown that the promise of many gin-based drinks prompted me to do some excellent creative work, but that the consumption of many gin-based drinks only lead to talking a wee bit too freely and avoiding work all together the next day.
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