I saw that documentary. Maybe not all ferret owners are like this. I mean, not all dog owners are like the people who put their dogs in shows. All parents aren't like the parents that put their children in pageants.
Yes, I agree. There are crazy ________ people, then there are regular _________ owners. I've known a few actual people who've owned ferrets, and though they are generally clean people, their houses and their clothes had a distinct smell that I found highly unpleasant. It's an animal smell. They are really cute and the ones I've been around are smart and didn't bite. But there is no way that smell belongs in a dorm. I mean, that smell can't be tamed.
The funniest part of the documentary was the end, when it was noted that there was around 298 ferrets entered in the ferret show, and that something like 307 awards were given out. Everyone was awarded something. The SO and I were laughing, and I was saying that I should enter the ferret show with our one cat that has markings like a ferret, and just get all crazy when the judges point out that he'd a cat "No. Noooo! He's a ferret! Now give me my ribbon! He's a ferret! I don't care what you say! Where's my ribbon? Where's my ribbon?!"
Anyway, A-CAP, I'm super happy you have a nice guinea pig! Maybe you could get a guinea pig of the opposite gender to yours and let the fun begin! My friend showed me a strange video of singing guinea pigs, singing about their good lives, eating timothy hay.... it was cute but weird. I don't remember where she found it though.