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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2007, 01:35:10 am »
Quote from: A-CAP on August 05, 2007, 12:34:32 am
I know everyone hates me and all, but Id have a drink with anyone passing through the city NYC.

Shit, man, you got 17 coins, or power-ups, or whatever. You're good.
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2007, 02:41:24 am »
I like you.
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2007, 04:57:41 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 05, 2007, 01:14:52 am
But, I am only 19, so, not "getting a drink" per se.

Come to Australia, where we have a non-retarded legal drinking age!
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2007, 06:07:57 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 05, 2007, 01:35:10 am
Shit, man, you got 17 coins, or power-ups, or whatever. You're good.

He did get beat down pretty hard on his views of teachers.
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2007, 07:21:17 am »
Quote from: oball on August 05, 2007, 04:57:41 am
Come to Australia, where we have a non-retarded legal drinking age!

Hear Hear!

Also: You're an Aussie Oball? Our numbers grow stronger every day.
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2007, 08:12:27 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on August 04, 2007, 11:59:16 pm
Happy Birthday, lovely board.

If anyone has reason to travel to this small island, let me know and I'll take you out for a drink. That's if you're comfortable with meeting a 17 year old at least.

On this side of the world we have whole television shows devoted to meeting 17 year olds from the internet.
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2007, 09:00:01 pm »
oh my god, I can see this.

"why do you have alcohol?"
"um, Judy said that he wanted some! we were gonna party!"
"You say... Judy? Was that his online name? was he pretending to be a girl?"
"...no! Yes! It was a message board! About... alive stuffed animals!"
*TAZE'D*
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2007, 12:41:19 am »
Quote from: Doc on August 05, 2007, 07:21:17 am
You're an Aussie Oball? Our numbers grow stronger every day.

Yep, I'm from Tasmania.  I see from your profile that you're a banana bender.  Whereabouts in QLD are you?
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2007, 01:46:28 am »
Quote from: oball on August 06, 2007, 12:41:19 am
Yep, I'm from Tasmania. 

Insert devil joke here.

Blah blah, yakkity smackity.
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2007, 03:01:26 am »
I guess it's preferable to an incest joke.
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2007, 03:48:29 am »
I'm in Brissie, which is kind of like being in the most cultured 1 hoss town around but I like it, you?
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2007, 01:29:40 pm »
Quote from: oball on August 06, 2007, 03:01:26 am
I guess it's preferable to an incest joke.

'round these parts we generally save those for West Virginians.
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2007, 06:53:13 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 06, 2007, 01:29:40 pm
'round these parts we generally save those for West Virginians.

I have been to west Virginia, and everything I saw confirms every rumor I heard.

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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2007, 08:02:01 pm »
you left out the part where he tells you that if you do anything unseemly, he will chase you out of town with his shotgun.
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Re: Holy crap we turned 4
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2007, 10:23:40 am »
They don't tell you that, it's assumed you understand their local customs.
And if'n ya don't they learn you pretty quick by god.
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