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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2007, 09:37:43 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 03, 2007, 08:09:49 pm
Entertain you?  I was going to suggest that you entertain us with pictures of your pregnant belly.

Creepy!

I'm doing some drafting work at my dad's house, so I can't check out any of the links, but if JL endorses them so heartily I will have to check them out at home. LFM, your boredom Google idea sounds hilarious. 

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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2007, 11:48:20 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 03, 2007, 06:19:36 pm
You should like this then, too: http://badgods.com/spareaquarter.html

Oh, Lore Sjoberg!  Where have you been these many long years?!?!  I've missed you so. 

A glance at his blog indicates that he reads Achewood. Of course he reads Achewood.  He's Lore fuck*ng Sjoberg.  And the internet comes full circle. 

Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 03, 2007, 05:52:37 pm
I'd like to take this opportunity to profess my undying devotion to you, JL.

I knew if I threw this out there, somebody would bite.  I was kinda hoping for somebody new, though. 

Oh, she's an evil bitch, she is. 

Quote from: pmcd9 on August 03, 2007, 08:09:49 pm

Entertain you?  I was going to suggest that you entertain us with pictures of your pregnant belly.

www.naughtypregnantwomen.com.  Knock yourself out. 

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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2007, 12:05:31 am »
Quote from: jldunston on August 03, 2007, 11:48:20 pm
I knew if I threw this out there, somebody would bite.  I was kinda hoping for somebody new, though. 

Oh, she's an evil bitch, she is. 

Hey! Who you callin' evil?
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2007, 08:07:38 pm »
JL--

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I am pretty sure that that website led to some pretty fucked up dreams last night. thanks a lot. I do not need to be having dreams where one of my friends is inexplicably pregnant, and really into the idea of getting it on with me.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2007, 08:16:47 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 04, 2007, 08:07:38 pm
JL--

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I am pretty sure that that website led to some pretty fucked up dreams last night. thanks a lot. I do not need to be having dreams where one of my friends is inexplicably pregnant, and really into the idea of getting it on with me.

Funnily enough, the folks who patronize that website feel the same way - since they'd rather have it happen in reality.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2007, 03:04:32 pm »
Your fault for looking.  I mean, it's called naughtypregnantwomen, for Pete's sake.  What did you expect, PLEASE, DO NOT MENTION THAT HERE?
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2007, 04:23:08 pm »
Im in ur uterus, pushin on ur bladder.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2007, 05:09:01 pm »
Incidentally, I'm feeling much better today -- well enough to get on a plane, anyway.  Although I tried to drive yesterday and it was really painful.  So we'll see how that goes. 

Thanks for all your links and entertainment.  You, and J.K. Rowling, allowed me to completely blow almost two whole days of my life on the internet.  There is no greater gift a message board can give a person. 
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2007, 05:24:54 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 04, 2007, 08:07:38 pm
JL--

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I am pretty sure that that website led to some pretty fucked up dreams last night. thanks a lot. I do not need to be having dreams where one of my friends is inexplicably pregnant, and really into the idea of getting it on with me.

So... cast porn = a-okay, preggers porn /= sexy times?  (I'm not criticizing, just keeping score.)
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2007, 10:25:05 am »
The idea of sexy times with a pregnant lady worries me even though it is my understanding that it's ok up to a certain point. I'd just hate to prenatally concuss someone.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2007, 12:05:55 pm »
Quote from: Doc on August 07, 2007, 10:25:05 am
The idea of sexy times with a pregnant lady worries me even though it is my understanding that it's ok up to a certain point. I'd just hate to prenatally concuss someone.

Doc wins the internet for today.  Good day sir.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2007, 12:17:21 pm »
smells-- basically I didn't have any dreams about a lady I knew having  a cast, but I did have a horrifying dream where my friend was pregnant and coming on to me. So, yes.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2007, 03:35:02 pm »
Quote from: Doc on August 07, 2007, 10:25:05 am
The idea of sexy times with a pregnant lady worries me even though it is my understanding that it's ok up to a certain point. I'd just hate to prenatally concuss someone.

That's what Pedro thought until he was faced with the prospect of going without for three-quarters of a year. 

I'm just sayin'. 
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2007, 03:45:01 pm »
Yeah, and really, as a lady, I ignore things like hair-sprouting moles, asymmetrical testicles, butt crack hair - you know: things that are there all year long - while having sex with a man, so if he can't work around a pregnancy, he can suck it.  Not that I am, or ever plan to be, pregnant.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2007, 03:47:44 pm »
Quote from: side_show on August 07, 2007, 03:45:01 pm
asymmetrical testicles

Man!  What is up with that shit? 
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