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The #####/underwear situation (10-14-03)
« on: October 14, 2003, 09:43:31 am »
I debated for about 30 seconds on whether or not to title today "Mad Rutty" or not.

Priceless. The whole GOD DAMN thing. Haven't laughed out loud at Achewood in a while but those tiny little #####, holy shit.

I wonder if Ray always goes to Burger King after having boned a social worker...

Strip.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2003, 09:52:26 am »
those ##### are fuck*ng priceless.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2003, 10:21:04 am »
Oh man - my students would be all over those #####. You guys wouldn't believe the number of times a week I see a 14 year old's ass because of their damn jeans.

And his shirt is tucked into his tighty-whiteys! Brilliant!
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2003, 12:23:16 pm »
I have on occassion tucked my shirt into my undies, but it was never on purpose.

I also wear a crown after getting my freak on.  It's like Onstad's peeking into my window, man.  Freaky.

P.S. Mite, your avatar is injured.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2003, 12:42:37 pm »
I couldn't figure out exactly what was supposed to be on his legs until Ray said it but then I was thoroughly entertained.

And apparently the social services worker was german. At least she kept her thong off of her shoulders.
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2003, 01:30:37 pm »
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2003, 02:21:27 pm »
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I have on occassion tucked my shirt into my undies, but it was never on purpose.

I also wear a crown after getting my freak on.  It's like Onstad's peeking into my window, man.  Freaky.

P.S. Mite, your avatar is injured.



That must be one dusty crown.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2003, 02:24:26 pm »
Seriously.

Funniest fuck*ng Achewood in a really long time.  I read it at work and I had to work really hard to stop myself from busting a gut.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2003, 02:25:46 pm »
How come you kids are so GOD DAMMED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMMED DAY!

This sentence is just a thing of beauty.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2003, 02:35:12 pm »
It's that part, and not the actual ##### themselves, that made me laugh so hard.
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2003, 02:40:36 pm »
My favorite part is the crown.
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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2003, 02:44:57 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2003, 02:52:59 pm »
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My favorite part is the crown.


Not just the crown but Onstad's apparent confusion over it.

Comedy. Gold.
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2003, 03:26:03 pm »
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Yo. Check these out:

http://www.halloweennights.com/shopping/product.asp?pid=143&cid=21


That would make it difficult to run from a chainsaw-wielding madman.  It's the stuff of horror movie dreams.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2003, 03:55:49 pm »
Ray truly is King of the Mad Rutties.
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