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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2003, 02:22:48 am »
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Something to hold the crown to your head while you're upside down or spinning around or whatever. If the crown flew off, or even worse, fell off and hit your lady-friend it could ruin the mood.


Depending on the heft, sharpness, and altitude of said crown, yeah, that could suck.

"Mad Rutty" is way better than his old verb "boning".
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2003, 02:48:08 am »
What if you combined them? "Gettin' your mad rutty bone on?"

(With the rad chilis, of course, playing a valuable supporting role...)
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2003, 03:23:11 am »
How 'bout:

Don't forget to put a Jimmy Hat on your wee-wee when you're gettin' your mad' rutty bone on, else you might lose your Rad Chiles.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2003, 03:32:46 am »
Yes, August West is correct in pointing out that court etiquette does require covering one's sceptre prior to hiding it.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2003, 03:40:58 am »
Also, you should make sure you don't roast up your ding-dong.

I wonder just exactly how many penile euphemisms Onstad has used in Achewood?
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2003, 08:05:54 pm »
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Also, you should make sure you don't roast up your ding-dong.

I wonder just exactly how many penile euphemisms Onstad has used in Achewood?


Twenty-four, if you count all forms of euphemisms for the male genitalia.  

wiener - boner - jimmy - wee wee - dick - junk - rad chilies - wicked sack - trolley - cabbages and cod - nose and spectacles - balls and pencil - cain and abels - peter, paul and Larry - Twat jockey - ding-a-ling - ding-dong - hose - peter - sceptyre - cashews - bozack - nuts - knackers

Well, somebody had to do it.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2003, 08:27:07 pm »
Did you remember to check serializer and the books? I'm guessing you did since I don't even recognize a couple of those.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2003, 08:31:33 pm »
No, I didn't check serializer or the books.  I think the freely-available strips should be sufficient.  I did, however, check the alt text.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2003, 08:33:50 pm »
Wow, JL, wow.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #39 on: October 15, 2003, 08:37:57 pm »
Sounds a little obsessive to me.

Take an extra pill today, JL.
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2003, 08:46:49 pm »
GEEK!
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2003, 11:25:50 pm »
JL, if you have too much free time on your hands I can find things for you to do.

How good are you at editing texts?
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The #####/underwear situation (Oct. 14)
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2003, 11:27:56 pm »
This is why you guys picked me to run this thing.  Given some time and an interesting enough question, I can out-geek you all.   :smooch:
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Re: The #####/underwear situation (10-14-03)
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