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Re: Blogs of 08-07
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2007, 06:32:04 am »
I love the description of vegan food as "stuff that punished people have to eat".
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Re: Blogs of 08-07
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2007, 07:07:21 am »
Well, he couldn't be so crass and wasteful as to advertise.  Advertising requires papers, inks, and lord knows what else that is absolutely destroying this planet every damn day and WHO THE HELL IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT JESUS PEOPLE WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SOY GUARANA VITALITY DRINK

Um.

So anyway, yeah.  I do think it's awesome that he does not consider a day of no customers to be the worst opening day.  I wonder what that would have been.
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Re: Blogs of 08-07
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2007, 07:16:03 am »
On the worst opening day, he would HAVE customers but they would all not-completely-agree-with-him in some way and... yet... they would be paying money and so he would have to try and not blow up on them and judge them, for the good of the cause.

This would only last for, like, five minutes but they would be the worst five minutes of his life.

Then he would blow up and chase them away.
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Re: Blogs of 08-07
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2007, 12:44:14 pm »
Pat will soon sue Cornelius, saying that the location of the Buddy & Problem is, by its very nature, dooming the survival of his store, since his type of clientèle would NEVER explore a commercial region with such an establishment. As a result, what Cornelius CLEARLY needs to do is close up shop. Or at the very least, move his bar at least 15 miles away from his eco-friendly establishment.

Either that, or Rod will bring the gay porn posse over to hang out, and the front of the store will be perpetually clogged with gas-guzzling convertible Mustangs.
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Re: Blogs of 08-07
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2007, 08:01:02 pm »
I just really want to see what Soytopia! looks like.
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Re: Blogs of 08-07
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2007, 03:05:03 pm »
Ray's use of the phrase "nice-ass toast" in Teodor's blog made me move the hyphen over, XKCD-style. "Nice ass-toast".
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