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Cort is Now In Session
« on: August 12, 2007, 07:50:59 pm »
All rise and sing the praises of our very own Court Jester on his birthday.

Everyone should look something up in the archives in his honor.

Happy Birthday Cort.

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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2007, 08:25:14 pm »
Happy Birthday to the man with a verb named after him! You are a fine gentleman and a scholar, sir. Knock back a few for your pals at TOUAMB, please? Have your special lady sit on a cake or something.
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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2007, 08:58:57 pm »
Happy Birthday, ya weirdo!
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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2007, 09:03:49 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 12, 2007, 07:50:59 pm

Everyone should look something up in the archives in his honor.

But then he'll think we don't need him! Let's think of hard things for him to find instead!

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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2007, 09:18:02 pm »
Oooh!  Like a scavenger hunt? 

Then again, now that 'stad has added a search function, the challenge is somewhat diminished.  Unless we had...an all-internet scavenger hunt!  Like, um...what site, now defunct, offered membership in the Order of the Individual Cereal Unit? 

Okay, too easy.  Somebody else do it. 
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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2007, 09:40:29 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 12, 2007, 07:50:59 pm
All rise and sing the praises of our very own Court Jester on his birthday.

Everyone should look something up in the archives in his honor.

Happy Birthday Cort.



I tried to find some brilliant to link to, but I do not have the cortjstr skills, I bow down to you sir.  Happy Birthday.
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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2007, 10:01:54 pm »
Hey there you. Yeah. So, um, have a special day for yourself there.
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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2007, 10:08:40 pm »
happy birthday, jstr. it took me a really long time to realize what your name was, and now I know.
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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2007, 11:47:14 pm »
Thanks. I went grocery shopping and finally saw the Simpsons movie. Now I'm watching Ninja Warrior. Thrilling, I know. Yesterday my parents came over for baked rigatoni and fried clams on the half shell.

JL, Lore recently handed out a sort-of-quasi membership to the Order of the Individual Cereal Unit

tI, blame the spelling of my name on AOL's Screen Name rules circa 1994. That's right, WAOL v1.1, bitches.
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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2007, 01:16:30 am »
Cort, you also share a birth day with my SO's awsome 82 yr old grandma.  She rocks.  We were at her party yesterday, and are taking her out next week to The Sound of Music.
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Re: Cort is Now In Session
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2007, 12:28:01 pm »
Rock on Cort. Ninja warrior sounds like a good movie.
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