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August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« on: August 16, 2007, 09:00:06 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08162007

As predicted, another "What did you think about today". I'm very happy with this, though slightly disturbed about why Ray sleeps with his glasses on, that surely can't be comfortable, no?

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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 09:27:16 am »
Quote from: R2DTrousers on August 16, 2007, 09:14:13 am
Early hours hangover angst. I hate that.

I can empathize with the kebab craving as well... I get shish kabab lust from time to time, then I remember about the dripping fat that comes out of them and how sick I feel afterwards and the craving vanishes as if by magic...
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 12:55:35 pm »
There is no skinny-ass chick named Summer there. Fabulous.

I had the hots for a girl named Summer in high school. I can't remember what she looked like now though.
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 12:56:44 pm »
Eggs but hardly any toast? That sounds horribly reversed to me.
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 01:30:26 pm »
Canny see it here, only get a broken image icon... What gives? Work, dammit, work!
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 01:52:17 pm »
Quote from: MrCB on August 16, 2007, 09:00:06 am
why Ray sleeps with his glasses on

Good point. Perhaps for our benefit, so we don't have to see him even more naked?
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 02:14:14 pm »
I think I would like being a secret shopper.  Is that... wrong?
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 02:29:00 pm »
Quote from: side_show on August 16, 2007, 02:14:14 pm
I think I would like being a secret shopper.  Is that... wrong?

The problem is that there are so many fake secret shopper companies out there trying to scam you with promises of big checks and free products. It's like trying to find a place to donate sperm that isn't just the back of some guy's van.
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 02:39:33 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 16, 2007, 02:29:00 pm
It's like trying to find a place to donate sperm that isn't just the back of some guy's van.

Um, and you speak from experience?
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 03:29:00 pm »
I'm racking my brain, and I can't come up with a single instance of Ray without his glasses. Is this a thing?Like, will we be shocked and amazed if they ever are revealed, or are they just normal eyes?
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 03:32:34 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on August 16, 2007, 03:29:00 pm
I'm racking my brain, and I can't come up with a single instance of Ray without his glasses. Is this a thing?Like, will we be shocked and amazed if they ever are revealed, or are they just normal eyes?

They appear to be normal cat's eyes with vertical pupils.
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 03:34:10 pm »
Quote from: R2DTrousers on August 16, 2007, 03:01:44 pm
Come on - we've all been there. Except maybe not the ladies.

Ladies have the Mobile Breast Exam Vans. Not to mention Bikini Inspectors.
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 03:39:18 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 16, 2007, 03:32:34 pm
They appear to be normal cat's eyes with vertical pupils.

Where his eyes are about three times larger than the glass... freaky.
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 03:50:09 pm »
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2007, 04:01:56 pm »
Quote from: MrCB on August 16, 2007, 03:39:18 pm
Where his eyes are about three times larger than the glass... freaky.

He was practicing ocular shenanigans.  They may not normally be that large.
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