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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2007, 03:01:17 pm »
Quote from: jldunston on August 17, 2007, 02:23:53 pm

 Although in college, when I would reach a certain level of intoxication I would take off my clothes and fall asleep next to the nearest warm object. 

So, can I buy you a drink or six?
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2007, 03:04:28 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on August 17, 2007, 03:01:17 pm
So, can I buy you a drink or six?

Oh, it takes more than that.  What do you think I am, a lightweight? 

Actually, considering how little I've had to drink in the last three years, I probably am.  Nine months of pregnancy + ten months of nursing = CHEAP DATE
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2007, 04:17:45 pm »
my friend really wanted to go to these two concerts. He knows he bought tickets to both, because they were in his pocket-- When he woke up on a bench in the middle of UPenn's campus. He does not go to UPenn.

um, one time I was pretty drunk, and then I fell asleep in my bed, in my room. My roommate thought he was dreaming-- he said "Dan, I had this weird dream that like... you were in bed, and then you rolled over and silently vomited into your trash can. Isn't that weird?"
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2007, 07:03:51 pm »
Quote from: linnea on August 17, 2007, 04:46:16 am
I kinda wish I had a funny story like that, but I've never gotten that crazy drunk because while drunk guys can pass out wherever they want without fear of getting sexually assaulted, ladies cannot.

You are wrong, lady. A very good teammate of mine woke up to some girl trying to put his ##### back on. He was confused as she explained 'i'm sorry, you were asleep...but i thought you wanted to... I uh... didnt think you would mind' She had used him in his slumber for her own needs. She felt really bad so she took him out for breakfast.
Thre was also a girl who would follow around the team and wait until someone passed out, then she'd craw up in and spoon herself with the dude. She wasn't bad looking, but the Doctor of Beer Goggles was built like a linebacker and would use her laser sights to find the drunkest guy around. Come to think of it, my rugby team attracted a strange array of girls. From Scarface to Sticky to travelling trio of Small, Medium, and Large.

College.

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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2007, 07:29:37 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on August 17, 2007, 07:03:51 pm
You are wrong, lady. A very good teammate of mine woke up to some girl trying to put his ****** back on. He was confused as she explained 'i'm sorry, you were asleep...but i thought you wanted to... I uh... didnt think you would mind' She had used him in his slumber for her own needs. She felt really bad so she took him out for breakfast.
Thre was also a girl who would follow around the team and wait until someone passed out, then she'd craw up in and spoon herself with the dude. She wasn't bad looking, but the Doctor of Beer Goggles was built like a linebacker and would use her laser sights to find the drunkest guy around. Come to think of it, my rugby team attracted a strange array of girls. From Scarface to Sticky to travelling trio of Small, Medium, and Large.

College.

I do not deny the existence of male sexual assault. I have mentioned numerous times that in my community in Alaska, we had nearly as many male sexual assault victims as female victims. I was trying to get at the fact that some scumbags see the existence of a passed out lady as an invitation.
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2007, 09:25:47 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 17, 2007, 01:17:14 am
Like waking up next to Pat?

precisely
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2007, 09:53:31 pm »
If I was a cartoon female cat (and I'm not even saying I'm not), I think it would be really bad to wake up next to Ray.  I mean, if I didn't know about his money and the better parts of his personality... he's a cat with a thong and sunglasses on... in bed.  That's actually a pretty bad sign.
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2007, 02:47:55 am »
So no one's going to mention that Ray's internal monologue is Beefesque while he's rebuking himself about breakfast cravings?

Well, ok.
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Re: August 16th 2007: SECRET SHOPPER NAMED SUMMER
« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2007, 05:57:53 am »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on August 18, 2007, 02:47:55 am
So no one's going to mention that Ray's internal monologue is Beefesque while he's rebuking himself about breakfast cravings?

Well, ok.

You're right, the punctuation is Beef-esque. However, I think that the internal monologue breakfast rebuke is more about, "Oh god, my stomach could in no way handle shish kebabs right now." Beef might have some kind of moral quandary about getting so highfalutin' as to expect such rich people food first thing in the morning. Ray's entire life revolves around his pure-id wants, not what his superego tells him about those wants.
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