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[Bobby Isosceles]

Congratulations, you've just experienced the comedy law of threes.

[Doc]

Damnit Bobby, I was hoping to find a place I could talk about my pre-mediated murdering with like-minded individuals. Way to lead a guy on.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Slaked lime versus muriatic acid: best  corpse solvent?

[jay-ell]

One time, when I was a chronically bored university science department secretary, I decided to spook myself for Halloween by visiting the Crime Library Serial Killer Database.  I ended up reading pretty much the whole thing as it existed at the time.  Way scary.  And now I regularly freak Pedro out as we watch Criminal Minds.  "Oh," I'll say casually, "They modeled this guy on Gary Heidnik." 

Apparently, these days, they have a Serial Killer Data Base, not unlike IMDB and such.  I'll have to check that out. 

[wombat]

We really need Nice Pete to chime in on this one.

[CortJstr]

Here I was expecting to find out that Bobby was stalking "The Notorious 187" Homicide

[side_show]

One time, when I was a chronically bored university science department secretary, I decided to spook myself for Halloween by visiting the Crime Library Serial Killer Database.  I ended up reading pretty much the whole thing as it existed at the time.  Way scary.  And now I regularly freak Pedro out as we watch Criminal Minds.  "Oh," I'll say casually, "They modeled this guy on Gary Heidnik." 

Apparently, these days, they have a Serial Killer Data Base, not unlike IMDB and such.  I'll have to check that out. 

I was working on a play about the lives of the 49 women killed by Canada's worst serial killer (he's on trial right now) and even got in touch with some victims loved ones, but it got way to depressing and I had to stop.  Even worse, during my research I discovered a photo of a highschool friend of mine in this book which is a collection of documentary photographs of heroine addicted prostitutes from the area the killer stalked, including photos of some women whose remains were later found on the killer's hog farm.  It still blows my mind that 60 women, most of exactly my age and ethnic background could disappear, and that little-to-no attention was paid.  It makes clear to me how discardable human life can be... I'm not sure if I'll ever return to this project, because it makes me hate the world.

[CortJstr]

I was working on a play about the lives of the 49 women killed by Canada's worst serial killer (he's on trial right now) and even got in touch with some victims loved ones, but it got way to depressing and I had to stop.  Even worse, during my research I discovered a photo of a highschool friend of mine in this book which is a collection of documentary photographs of heroine addicted prostitutes from the area the killer stalked, including photos of some women whose remains were later found on the killer's hog farm.  It still blows my mind that 60 women, most of exactly my age and ethnic background could disappear, and that little-to-no attention was paid.  It makes clear to me how discardable human life can be... I'm not sure if I'll ever return to this project, because it makes me hate the world.

Sad as it is, I think this also proves that Blond White Girl Syndrome isn't just an American problem. I remember a couple of years ago the local media going batshit crazy about some girl I'd never heard of missing in Aruba, yet never once mentioning a much less blonde local woman vanishing and Motley Crue putting up like $20K in reward money (she was on her way to their show).

[side_show]

Sad as it is, I think this also proves that Blond White Girl Syndrome isn't just an American problem. I remember a couple of years ago the local media going batshit crazy about some girl I'd never heard of missing in Aruba, yet never once mentioning a much less blonde local woman vanishing and Motley Crue putting up like $20K in reward money (she was on her way to their show).

Yes, this is absolutely the case.  Shortly after Sunshine Wood disappeared from my city Dru Sjodin went missing in North Dakota.  It was horrifying to see that the media was giving so much more attention to the case of a beautiful blond girl in another city, another country, while so little was given to covering the case of a local missing girl who happened to be aboriginal.  It was as blatant as giving Sjodin front page coverage and burying the Wood case in the back pages.  Sjodin's case was solved, Wood's case is still unsolved.

[Bobby Isosceles]

I was working on a play about the lives of the 49 women killed by Canada's worst serial killer (he's on trial right now) and even got in touch with some victims loved ones, but it got way to depressing and I had to stop.  Even worse, during my research I discovered a photo of a highschool friend of mine in this book which is a collection of documentary photographs of heroine addicted prostitutes from the area the killer stalked, including photos of some women whose remains were later found on the killer's hog farm.  It still blows my mind that 60 women, most of exactly my age and ethnic background could disappear, and that little-to-no attention was paid.  It makes clear to me how discardable human life can be... I'm not sure if I'll ever return to this project, because it makes me hate the world.

Someone needs to introduce Mr.Pickton to Karla Homolka.

[side_show]

No Bobby,  since getting out of prison Homolka has gotten married and had a child... which is horrifying in and of itself.

[Bobby Isosceles]

No Bobby,  since getting out of prison Homolka has gotten married and had a child... which is horrifying in and of itself.

Have the baby be the reincarnation of the drugged and murdered sister and you could have a movie starring Lindsay Lohan.

[jaydub]

For some edgy reading, I recommend "Butchering the Human Carcass".

[Arachno-capitalist]

I had a history teacher in high school who insisted on spending 2 days worth of class time brainstorming on how to commit the perfect murder. The conclusion was to use a silenced revolver with a second hand refiled barrell while wearing a chemical suit. Burn the suit, mutilate the revolver. Freeze the body to confuse time of death and then dispose in body of water. This came seond place to the rare occasion when one can acquire cyanide. At which time all one needs to do is get it in contact with the victim (accidental spill at a bar) and walk away.

[jay-ell]

I had a history teacher in high school who insisted on spending 2 days worth of class time brainstorming on how to commit the perfect murder. The conclusion was to use a silenced revolver with a second hand refiled barrell while wearing a chemical suit. Burn the suit, mutilate the revolver. Freeze the body to confuse time of death and then dispose in body of water. This came seond place to the rare occasion when one can acquire cyanide. At which time all one needs to do is get it in contact with the victim (accidental spill at a bar) and walk away.

I thought the simple way was to stab or bludgeon somebody with an icicle.  That way, the murder weapon dissolves.