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kage23

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The saddest thing ...
« on: August 18, 2007, 12:34:07 am »
... is no new Achewood!!

Onstad's not ... dead, is he? In my part of California, lunchtime was about, oh, five hours ago.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2007, 01:06:27 am »
When Onstad says 'more or less', he means it.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2007, 01:17:58 am »
Dude likes a late lunch now and again.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2007, 01:18:29 am »
He's probably reading asset bar obsessively while slicing his inner thighs with a lady bic.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2007, 02:07:36 am »
I just hope he's ok.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2007, 02:21:01 am »
All our thoughts and prayers are with Chris Onstad and his family in this trying time.  God bless.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2007, 03:08:48 am »
See, I was under the impression that this is a thing we didn't do here. 

Still, he set himself up for it.  If he'd just not posted at all, nobody would have batted an eyelash. 
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2007, 03:34:52 am »
It's updated now, we can get back to speculating on how drunk he must have been to think that this would get any laughs.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2007, 04:01:18 am »
He was too busy beating his wife to bring teh funny.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2007, 06:43:57 am »
I actually don't even read the comic anymore. Is it still amusing?
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2007, 07:08:28 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 18, 2007, 02:07:36 am
I just hope he's ok.

Quote from: jough on August 18, 2007, 02:21:01 am
All our thoughts and prayers are with Chris Onstad and his family in this trying time.  God bless.

Man, I've got too good an imagination. I started to wonder if he'd been found floating in the neighbor's pool.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2007, 11:39:59 am »
Lets not make this a habit.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2007, 11:45:06 am »
Quote from: linnea on August 18, 2007, 07:08:28 am
Man, I've got too good an imagination. I started to wonder if he'd been found floating in the neighbor's pool.

I wonder if he's got a contingency plan for dying. An agreement with his wife or a friend that if he snuffs it, to open up the envelope and follow the instructions for logging into the site and putting up the ten-strip "goodbye" sequence. Six of which are about Cocktail Recipes.
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2007, 01:04:14 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on August 18, 2007, 11:45:06 am
I wonder if he's got a contingency plan for dying. An agreement with his wife or a friend that if he snuffs it, to open up the envelope and follow the instructions for logging into the site and putting up the ten-strip "goodbye" sequence. Six of which are about Cocktail Recipes.

Final strip promising 'Tomorrow: Chicken'
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Re: The saddest thing ...
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2007, 01:10:32 pm »
actually, this thread is a pretty good contender for The Saddest Thing.
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