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Author Topic: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo  (Read 6926 times)

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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2007, 03:40:47 am »
Achecon is something of a legend i presume that has been festering in the mind of all of us. Id be so in favor of such an event, no matter where it is held.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2007, 04:17:24 am »
I'm working on summoning a gathering of the nine tribes.

Details soon.
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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2007, 04:31:32 am »
Quote from: nDed on August 22, 2007, 12:03:57 am
Also, to avoid potential punchings due to misunderstanding, the word can also refer to male goats.

Exactly, when dudes call each other cabrón or güey/buey there's a saying that a cuckolded man grows horns that everyone can see except him. I was asking some Latino dudes that I worked with in Alaska what "que pasa, güey" meant. One of my favorite people in the world, Salvador (he's from El Salvador, survived the war and escaped to America, where he worked his ass off to get enough money saved to bring his wife and kids up. He is Buddha-like in his serenity and happiness. I love him so much, I wish I could marry the guy), paused thoughtfully while trying to find a tactful way to explain it to this clueless gabacha. He said in his trademark heavy accent, "It means...(pause)...your wife, she is having an affair."

Quote from: A-CAP on August 22, 2007, 03:40:47 am
Achecon is something of a legend i presume that has been festering in the mind of all of us. Id be so in favor of such an event, no matter where it is held.
Quote from: jough on August 22, 2007, 04:17:24 am
I'm working on summoning a gathering of the nine tribes.

Details soon.

Fuck yes, gentlemen.
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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2007, 08:04:06 am »
Can there be chicks and booze and shotguns and firetrucks?
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2007, 08:11:18 am »
Quote from: A-CAP on August 22, 2007, 08:04:06 am
Can there be chicks and booze and shotguns and firetrucks?

Yes to #1, 2, and #4. However, I don't condone using firearms while drinking, so you can bring a Super Soaker or something instead of a shotgun. Maybe fill the Super Soaker with gin and do hygienic long-distance shots? Just make sure that folks are wearing goggles, 'cuz gin in the eyes hurts like a bitch.
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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2007, 10:15:19 am »
Quote from: linnea on August 22, 2007, 08:11:18 am
'cuz gin in the eyes hurts like a bitch.

That sounds like the voice of experience.
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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2007, 03:06:31 pm »
also:
if someone starts squirting it in their mouth and saying "did you forget and fill this one with water?" it is time to cut him/her off. That is when you know. In retrospect, we should have figured that out the first time.
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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2007, 01:52:27 am »
WHOO!  This is an excellent plan, and I'm glad to be a part of it.  CASA BONITA!  An Achecon!  This would be hell of awesome!
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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2007, 04:54:21 am »
Coming in about a month...

Details... sooner than that...
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Re: August 21, 2007: My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2007, 06:34:19 am »
CASA BONITA!  That's the name of that place I went!  It was my first time ordering Mexican food in a restaurant.  I didn't know what to get, but I'm glad I wound up with a sopapilla at the end.

I'm not so sure I'd be as entranced by the food after living in San Diego for the past few years, tho.
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