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Author Topic: Laszlo's (10-15-03)  (Read 5312 times)

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Laszlo's (10-15-03)
« on: October 15, 2003, 12:08:58 pm »
Excellent. This freeform open-mic style totally reminded me of Manny getting up on stage at the Blue Casket in Grim Fandango and blasting some rhymes.

The Ooooooh Shiiiiiit kind of sums up my typical view of open mic poetry. As Henry Rollins put it -
"They dress in decades old corduroys and drive shitty old Corollas. And they only write poems for the other lame poets at the readings - 'This is for you Stewart, it's a revenge poem for your accusatory poem at last weeks Long Beach Alcoholics Anonymous Poetry Slam Night'!"
Ugh.

Strip.
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2003, 01:05:10 pm »
Harriet. Har-ie-et. Hard hearted harbinger of haggis.
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2003, 01:11:14 pm »
That's what open mic nights always remind me of!  

I need to rent that movie again.
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2003, 01:12:52 pm »
*screams*
A reference I haven't seen! Noooooooooooooooooo
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15/10 - Laszlo's
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2003, 02:31:38 pm »
Woman.

Whoa, man.

Whooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa!

MAN.

And then, my friend, you die.

AND THEN MY FRIEND YOU DIE, man.
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2003, 02:56:05 pm »
She stole my heart and my cat.

and of course

This poem . . . sucks.

How many people are going to rewatch this movie tonight? Hands?
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2003, 03:18:27 pm »
Everyone has a groovy time at Laszlo's!

Anyway. Am I the only one who sort of appreciated Beef's poem, in all its misshapen pseudo-beat grandeur? I find the whole tiny-computer-in-a-hamburger image priceless.
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2003, 03:27:15 pm »
My favorite part is "The bone is the handle."  Because before that point it was clear that the bone was the handle, yet he tells us anyway that the bone is, in fact the handle!  Which is brilliant!
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2003, 03:37:15 pm »
And it's the cigarette that really makes it!

In the mic hand no less! Priceless!
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2003, 04:46:08 pm »
I'm digging on how Onstad is getting all surreal on our asses again after the epic Pat's-Electrocuted-Dick saga.  

After reading this thread, I'm going to be running Axe Murderer bits in my head all morning.  Thanks, guys.

HEED!   #####!
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2003, 05:07:08 pm »
This cat, he really gets to me.  We are two tormented souls.

Tiny hamburger computer.  Powerful.  Deep.
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2003, 09:42:33 pm »
I happily welcome the Achewood style I love the best.

Baby carrot is the trigger.
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2003, 09:56:27 pm »
I like how the hamburger is so much more devastating, as a bomb of some sort, probably a nuke if an entire computer is devoted to it, than chicken or corn. WHOA MAN.
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2003, 10:53:25 pm »
Quote from: "Asherdan"
hamBOMBger!


pun-tastic.
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2003, 11:21:49 pm »
> OPEN DB Achewood;
Ready.
> OPEN Members;
Members table open.
> SELECT * WHERE Member='Asherdan';
1 row(s) selected.
> SET Status='banned' WHERE Member='Asherdan';
1 row(s) updated.
> EXIT
Goodbye!

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