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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2007, 07:02:23 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on September 04, 2007, 06:53:32 pm
I will, however, look to place a futures bet on who will win the Super Bowl. 
http://www.vegas.com/gaming/futures/superbowl.html
Gotta look for the right mix of:  actually able to win Super Bowl, odds good enough to make coming back to Vegas to collect worth it, and can stand to root for them all season.  My Philly Iggles therefore look like a good bet, though I realize putting money on any Philadelphia team to win a championshp is probably wasting money.

San Di-e-go . . . . Super-Chargers . . . .
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2007, 07:03:49 pm »
You missed the fine print, is all...

Cougar-Mellacamp-Tinkers-Ever-Chance-Baustein-O'Shanhan-Jones is one of the biggest names... in continuing Bob Dylan's lameass tradition of vaguely sucking up to the heartland in a completely insincere way but not even having Dylan's balls and just being non-offensive about it.

He is the second-biggest name in this regard.

Bruce "The Most Overrated Man in Rock History" Springsteen would be first.
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2007, 07:28:32 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 04, 2007, 07:02:23 pm
San Di-e-go . . . . Super-Chargers . . . .

They hit the first and third criteria, but the second one?  At 6-1, I'd have to put down at least $50 to have a bet worth being excited about, possibly more.  And I have a hard time putting more than like $10 on a futures bet like this.
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2007, 07:29:16 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 04, 2007, 07:03:49 pm
Bruce "The Most Overrated Man in Rock History" Springsteen would be first.

Get ready to have your ass kicked by a short woman wielding vicious rodents.
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2007, 07:31:43 pm »
N. Young? W. Nelson? No lameass performer ever went broke sucking up to the heartland.


This is myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy countryyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2007, 07:57:29 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 04, 2007, 07:52:21 pm
Hey Mayor, maybe you wanta check the futures line on Baltimore.

Steve McNair.  Kyle Boller.
I'm impressed that their odds are that good, but... no.
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2007, 08:27:25 pm »
I think I'll take the missus to Vegas for New Year's Eve this year. Richard Cheese is playing. Of course, I'll have a tough time making any money on SD@OAK (unless we're resting everyone).
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2007, 11:46:17 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on September 04, 2007, 07:29:16 pm
Get ready to have your ass kicked by a short woman wielding vicious rodents.

I wasn't even reading this thread but somehow it suddenly started calling out to me...

No, actually, me and the rodents are at peace with this sort of thing.
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2007, 11:47:39 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 04, 2007, 08:27:25 pm
I think I'll take the missus to Vegas for New Year's Eve this year. Richard Cheese is playing. Of course, I'll have a tough time making any money on SD@OAK (unless we're resting everyone).

I should point out that this is his final tour, as he has vocal cord issues.
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2007, 11:49:07 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 04, 2007, 08:27:25 pm
I think I'll take the missus to Vegas for New Year's Eve this year. Richard Cheese is playing. Of course, I'll have a tough time making any money on SD@OAK (unless we're resting everyone).

there is a good possibility ill be in the city o' sin at the same time.
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2007, 11:22:29 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 04, 2007, 07:03:49 pm
You missed the fine print, is all...

Cougar-Mellacamp-Tinkers-Ever-Chance-Baustein-O'Shanhan-Jones is one of the biggest names... in continuing Bob Dylan's lameass tradition of vaguely sucking up to the heartland in a completely insincere way but not even having Dylan's balls and just being non-offensive about it.

He is the second-biggest name in this regard.

Bruce "The Most Overrated Man in Rock History" Springsteen would be first.

Hush your mouth. I'm a big fan of both. I'll take either of them over everyone in this week's Top 40 combined.
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2007, 01:19:49 am »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 04, 2007, 11:49:07 pm
there is a good possibility ill be in the city o' sin at the same time.

Oh man, we got to keep in touch about this. Ache-con in Vegas for New Year's Eve? That would be so sweet!
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2007, 01:24:13 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 09, 2007, 01:19:49 am
Oh man, we got to keep in touch about this. Ache-con in Vegas for New Year's Eve? That would be so sweet!
Words cannot describe how insane that would be.
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2007, 01:29:42 am »
Quote from: A-CAP on September 09, 2007, 01:24:13 am
Words cannot describe how insane that would be.

What about 'off the hizzle'? I hear the kids saying that - would that describe it?
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Re: get nasty on some Pai Gow Poker at Bellagio
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2007, 04:15:08 am »
fuck, that would be wicked dumb. that would be off the hizzle fo' sheez, yadadamean?

I ain't about to go out to Las Vegas, though. Fuck, n-word!
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