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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2007, 11:33:20 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on August 30, 2007, 11:19:31 pm
So huge, in fact, that it has not been able to fit inside a woman in years.

Well, because he digs the tiny little college-age nerd girls.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #46 on: August 31, 2007, 10:41:40 pm »
Quote from: jldunston on August 30, 2007, 10:19:37 pm
You're in luck. 

I figured out how to change your display name.  You'll still log in as emmdee, but the name everyone will see is now Mavies. 

Thank you jay ell! I am forced to add another name to my list of people who are cool, a list which you lot seem determined to enlarge to a completely unmanageable size. I shall have to digitise it, else you will have the destruction of large section of the amazon rain forest on your collective conscience.

Quote from: Turbo Ninja on August 30, 2007, 02:41:42 pm
How difficult would it be for a non-native speaker to learn Welsh?  I know Rosetta Stone offers courses and I've seen other tapes/books/etc.  Anyone?  I'm sure it wouldn't last long because there'd be no one to converse with (at least probably not in Ohio), but I'd like to learn a little.


I'm.. I'm not a native speaker. I can't even speak it at all, really.. I get the grammar and pronounciation, it's the actual words I don't know. Six years of welsh lessons in school only taught me that my welsh teacher was very boring to try listening to, and that she hated being called a "gog". She looked like an iguana, too.

<Edited to actually answer the damn question>No! It shouldn't be too hard, providing you can get your tongue around all the crazy sounds and actually find someone to talk to it in. There's some pretty strange nuances to it though, words affecting each other in ways they shouldn't in any language which people speak to actually communicate in and other assorted linguistical illogicalities.

Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 30, 2007, 11:33:20 pm
Well, because he digs the tiny little college-age nerd girls.

He digs them graves, to hide their internally ruptured bodies.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #47 on: August 31, 2007, 10:44:38 pm »
Quote from: mavies on August 31, 2007, 10:41:40 pm
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 30, 2007, 11:33:20 pm
Well, because he digs the tiny little college-age nerd girls.
He digs them graves, to hide their internally ruptured bodies.

Well, no one can say you don't belong here. Fine work, my friend.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #48 on: August 31, 2007, 11:26:21 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 31, 2007, 10:44:38 pm
Well, no one can say you don't belong here. Fine work, my friend.

I feel a warm glow inside, and not just because I have the laptop on my legs. Thank you!
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2007, 12:51:49 am »
see, that would require me to...

to have a... to be doing...

ok basically that would require me to get laid is what I am saying.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #50 on: September 01, 2007, 01:41:23 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 01, 2007, 12:51:49 am
see, that would require me to...

to have a... to be doing...

ok basically that would require me to get laid is what I am saying.

Man, you have got to just make it happen. Through sheer force of your undeniable cute college-boy charm.
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« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2007, 01:51:13 am »
I'm pretty sure Inev has a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing going on where he just blanks out and turns into a total player. No way a fellow knows as many fine ladies as he does without something going on.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2007, 02:08:50 am »
no way, dude, that has certainly never happened.


I mean, it's not like the Force of my Being is directed in that direction. I mean, if it were, my old roommate is in a frat (same one as A-CAP!) and I could go there and probably find some drunk chick. I mean, if you're crass, there is no limit.

(I tell myself this. I could get laid, I am just choosing not to.)
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2007, 02:10:29 am »
im pretty sure dan is rumjays friend from the other thread, 20% conflicted about his gender and sexual identity, or whatever LFM said.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2007, 03:05:31 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 01, 2007, 02:08:50 am
I mean, it's not like the Force of my Being is directed in that direction. I mean, if it were, my old roommate is in a frat (same one as A-CAP!) and I could go there and probably find some drunk chick. I mean, if you're crass, there is no limit.

Ahh this is good to hear. A true gentleman realises the fun is not in the act alone. Have a can for being a non-crass dude.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2007, 03:13:38 am »
Quote from: Doc on September 01, 2007, 03:05:31 am
Ahh this is good to hear. A true gentleman realises the fun is not in the act alone. Have a can for being a non-crass dude.

The fun is in doing the act everal times, in several different ways. Including strange costumes.
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« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2007, 03:52:56 am »
Ah... jeeze.. costumes.  Maybe cause I work in theatre, but sex costumes are a total turn off to me.  I mean, come on... did you even listen to the accent tapes I gave you?  What's your character's underlying objective - "fuck*ng" is such a surface motivation.  Look, this just won't happen until you learn your lines.  And where's the costume designer?  I mean, this vinyl doesn't even sort of look like leather.
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Re: Introducing..
« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2007, 04:11:44 am »
ok, now, I have to have random sex with some chick to make A-CAP shut up.
now is the part where I realize it is OK to talk about Not Getting Any on the internet, but talking about Getting Some From a Random Chick is not acceptable at all.
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« Reply #58 on: September 01, 2007, 04:14:58 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 01, 2007, 04:11:44 am
ok, now, I have to have random sex with some chick to make A-CAP shut up.
now is the part where I realize it is OK to talk about Not Getting Any on the internet, but talking about Getting Some From a Random Chick is not acceptable at all.

I love you dan. Its just... I worry...
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« Reply #59 on: September 01, 2007, 04:22:10 am »
Awp!

Masterbation is seriously underrated.  There is absolutely nothing wrong with doing it yourself.  When I think of all the unpleasant men and womenfolk I could have slept with in university, I'm extremely, extremely glad I didn't do it with them.  Random throw-away sex is not worth the amount of work and potential risk as far as I'm concerned.  Especially when you could be investing that time in really, really mastering your own body.
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