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A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« on: August 30, 2007, 06:32:23 pm »

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08302007

No comment. Afraid Nice Pete might read it.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2007, 06:36:09 pm »
How many people do you think Nice Pete has killed?

Also, why hasn't he killed Pat yet?
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2007, 06:36:42 pm »
ive never found a cherry pie in my life, this guy finds 2 in one day.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2007, 06:43:02 pm »
:: How many people do you think Nice Pete has killed?

Many but the number is lowered by the fact that more than half of the people he murders are pretty much imaginary and if you were to see Pete killing them, the body would actually be a large clump of seaweed or a large lamp or something.

:: Also, why hasn't he killed Pat yet?

Because Pete is torn between his desire to do the murder act with Pat and his desire to do the man act with Pat. He is also occasionally possessed by the idea that since their names are so close, killing Pat might also kill him, sort of like the twin dudes in Cobra.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2007, 06:47:46 pm »
Boy I'm happy I get to celebrate my birthday with Nice Pete. Jesus Fuck, Chris!
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2007, 07:07:28 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on August 30, 2007, 06:49:05 pm
Don't think that wasn't intentional.

Oh, he's been fuck*ng with me since day one.
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Actually, he's done ok by me.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2007, 07:10:02 pm »
Nice Pete is aware of the wedding.

Uh-oh.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2007, 07:11:21 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on August 30, 2007, 06:43:02 pm
:: How many people do you think Nice Pete has killed?

Many but the number is lowered by the fact that more than half of the people he murders are pretty much imaginary and if you were to see Pete killing them, the body would actually be a large clump of seaweed or a large lamp or something.

:: Also, why hasn't he killed Pat yet?

Because Pete is torn between his desire to do the murder act with Pat and his desire to do the man act with Pat. He is also occasionally possessed by the idea that since their names are so close, killing Pat might also kill him, sort of like the twin dudes in Cobra.


Thank you for correctness in your answer.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2007, 07:13:06 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on August 30, 2007, 06:43:02 pm
:: How many people do you think Nice Pete has killed?

Many but the number is lowered by the fact that more than half of the people he murders are pretty much imaginary and if you were to see Pete killing them, the body would actually be a large clump of seaweed or a large lamp or something.

:: Also, why hasn't he killed Pat yet?

Because Pete is torn between his desire to do the murder act with Pat and his desire to do the man act with Pat. He is also occasionally possessed by the idea that since their names are so close, killing Pat might also kill him, sort of like the twin dudes in Cobra.


i thought we had an oath or code or something that we wouldn't do fan fiction.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2007, 07:22:45 pm »
Ah, verbalizing what is tightly implied isn't fan fiction.

Fan fiction is, excepting the beautifully rare cases of their just being writing exercises, generally about imaging having sex with the characters and couching it in a thin veneer of speculation.

What I did was just quoting-for-truth that which had not yet been said outloud.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2007, 07:23:37 pm »
Brilliant! One of the rare strips in which the alt-text is funnier than the comic itself.  

PHANTOM PIES!
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2007, 07:48:26 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on August 30, 2007, 07:22:45 pm
Fan fiction is, excepting the beautifully rare cases of their just being writing exercises, generally about imaging having sex with the characters and couching it in a thin veneer of speculation.

Ah, if only it was done by better writers.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2007, 09:42:44 pm »
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2007, 09:45:56 pm »
Quote from: RMJ12345 on August 30, 2007, 09:42:44 pm
I see this as fan fiction.

There is something to that.

In that Saget standup I saw, he talked about wanting to see ET and Smeagol making love outside the club he was at; I guess that could be considered fanfic.
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Re: A fool in his tuxedo of shame - August 30 2007
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2007, 09:49:09 pm »
Quote from: RMJ12345 on August 30, 2007, 09:42:44 pm
I see this as fan fiction.

But since Oz is public domain, it's arguably fan-fic and canon at the same time.
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