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[Ruta Bagas]

Negative Dr Pepper sounds like an awesome cocktail to me.

I mean in real life. Please don't hurt me.

[jay-ell]

Negative Dr. Pepper?  Is that soda that contains fewer calories than it requires to consume and digest? 

Maybe if they put heavy weights in the bottoms of the cans. 

[Arachno-capitalist]

Negative Dr. Pepper?  Is that soda that contains fewer calories than it requires to consume and digest? 

Maybe if they put heavy weights in the bottoms of the cans. 

This is already available in Envigo tea cans. They claim to burn more calories than they provide.

[jay-ell]

Damn.  Another million-dollar idea, and someone else beat me to it.  Again. 

[jaydub]

Envigo sounds like the title of some LoTR slash-fic.

[Ruta Bagas]

Did the world really need a green tea flavoured fizzy drink?

[side_show]

Negative Dr. Pepper is a pint glass wit a tingle drop of Dr. Pepper in the bottom topped off with a full pint of Achewood.  Drink it, then vomit for 12 hours straight, and I guarantee your body will be to void of Dr. Pepper that you will need to drink some just to save your own life.

An drink recipe I learned about earlier this summer:

Hobo shed delight:

Mix 1 bottle of hair spray in a mostly - but not totally - empty bottle of store-brand mouthwash.  Drink it in a shed, then go take a shit next to my fence.  Pass out in the shed.  Repeat until the police or health department arrive.

[Turbo Ninja]

I'm gonna work "Delight" (or "Delite") into more recipe titles.

Then I'm gonna add "Go take a shit next to my fence" as the last instruction in each of those recipes.

[smick]

Hey, whose idea was it to mix Budweiser and Clamato, anyway? And how do I quash my inexplicable urge to sample this vile concoction?

Do it!  It's actually not horrible.   On it's own, Clamato is pretty conceptually vile as well.   Liquid tomato and seafood drink!  Yum!

Which reminds me of a picture I took in the Seafood section at the local asian grocer.

[linnea]

Do it!  It's actually not horrible.   On it's own, Clamato is pretty conceptually vile as well.   Liquid tomato and seafood drink!  Yum!

Which reminds me of a picture I took in the Seafood section at the local asian grocer.

What the fuck is this Clamato abomination? Tomato juice and clam juice?

[littlefallsmets]

"We have Mountain Dew or crab juice."

"Ewwwwwwww... I'll take the crab juice."

[AugustWest]

I like Clamato.

[Bimmicus]

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the idea of Clamato by itself, but what really gets me is the idea of some guy drinking a nice cold Bud and thinking to himself, "You know what this really needs? More tomato and clam."

Seriously, people. This takes the concept of "no problems, only solutions" a wee bit far, dontcha think?

[littlefallsmets]

I have to assume that a Canadian invented this.

a.) Long cold boring days, gotta do something to kill the time between Hockey Nights in Canada
b.) Free health care makes such things significantly less risky propositions

[Arachno-capitalist]

You know, i try to take some pride in my work at A-B. I just can not believe people are adding clam and tomato juice to the stuff i work so damn hard on. If you people only knew... Dammit.