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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #60 on: September 07, 2007, 01:02:02 pm »
There is a pattern to it.  If you figure it out, don't post it.  This will only result in further rage. 
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #61 on: September 07, 2007, 03:09:23 pm »
I think JL is having a bit of fun with the board.  Pay it no nevermind.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #62 on: September 07, 2007, 03:20:54 pm »
I worry that soon all words will be replaced with "cock".

I'm not entirely sure we'd notice.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #63 on: September 07, 2007, 05:12:10 pm »
Cock cock cock cock cock?  Cock cock. 

Cock cock.  Cock. 

*cocks*
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #64 on: September 07, 2007, 05:17:36 pm »
Since this is JL we at least know exactly what the word in the asterisks is. And a single italicized word has one strong contender. Other than that I'm baffled.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #65 on: September 07, 2007, 06:07:10 pm »
Cock cock.

Who's there?

Cock.

Cock who?

Cock cock!


-- sorry, this has nothing to do with anything.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #66 on: September 07, 2007, 06:13:39 pm »
You better check yourself before you wreck yourself?

Oh man, that's funny.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #67 on: September 07, 2007, 06:41:38 pm »
Personal checks accepted only with driver's license
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #68 on: September 07, 2007, 06:53:10 pm »
No two-party checks or starter checks. Two minute penalty for high checking. Care for a game of checkers? Please place a check in the appropriate box.*

This could be interesting.


*Ha Ha! Multiple entendre.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #69 on: September 07, 2007, 07:03:46 pm »
The Bush administration seems determined to undermine our system of checks and balances.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #70 on: September 07, 2007, 07:38:29 pm »
Cock, please.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #71 on: September 07, 2007, 07:39:54 pm »
Here's the ticket I got from the coat Check girl.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #72 on: September 07, 2007, 07:40:58 pm »
One bacon cheeseburger, fries and large cock please.  No... actually make it a large diet cock.
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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #73 on: September 07, 2007, 07:41:23 pm »
I get tired from standing in the cock out line for too long.

Also, I'm thinking about getting these vanity hoss cocks.


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Re: New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...
« Reply #74 on: September 07, 2007, 07:47:52 pm »
according to wikipedia-
Between 1118 and 1307, it is believed that the Knights Templar introduced a check system for pilgrims travelling to the Holy Land or across Europe. The pilgrims would deposit funds at one chapter house, then withdraw it from another chapter at their destination by showing a check of their claim. These checks were in a very complicated code that only the Templars could decipher.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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