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[side_show]

Oh man, remember how we used to play Super Cock-Out *****s all night long?

[pmcd9]

I had my gun cocked and loaded.

[Doc]

I have a huge c*ck.... oh damnit.

[AugustWest]

Dammit!  They bounced my check!

[CortJstr]

Dammit!  They bounced my check!

I guess our fun is over

[Arachno-capitalist]

I guess we were just enjoying ourselves too much.

[Drastic Action]

And now this thread will make precious little sense to everyone else.

[linnea]

I just came up with a summer drink that has probably already been created before, but oh well. Such a drink would probably get tagged Aunt Somebody nice's Baja Party Urine, so I'll call it Funemployment instead. 

Funemployment
1 part chilled vodka
1 part mojito mix (limeade will do in a pinch)
1 part club soda
toothpick with peeled lychee, lime wedge, and pineapple - bonus points if you create a stick figure person with fruit and toothpicks.
fresh mint

Fill a highball glass with crushed ice, pour vodka over ice. Add club soda, top off with mojito mix. Stir with fruited toothpick, leave inside glass to garnish when done. Finally, garnish with sprig of fresh mint. It is great because it's not too sweet, which is my main problem with most drinks made with mixers. I also love using beakers as glasses, but with the whole methlab explosion it's hard for me to find places that will sell beakers. I need to get more creative and find a workaround to this problem.

**edit: If I had some grelicious Appleton Estate, I would make a real mojito...but I had to go with ingredients that I had on hand, which included vodka instead of rum.

[side_show]

I had a Caesar yesterday, but it was made with Spicy Clamato and extra Tabasco and extra spicy rimming salt (all made to someone else's preference) which made it so hot it was practically flavourless.  I mean, what's the point of a Caesar if you can't taste the clams?

[KeithHernandez]

What in the lords name are you talking about?

I thought it was crazy putting soda in a white russian.

[Arachno-capitalist]

What in the lords name are you talking about?

I thought it was crazy putting soda in a white russian.

In a striking irony, Keith Hernandez is the voice of reason.

[AlohaDawg]

Is it really called "rimming salt"?

[lprkn]

Thanks AD, I'll never look at a margarita the same way again. Also, I don't think salt on your rim would be a pleasurable experience, but I guess you never know about the kids these days.

[linnea]

Thanks AD, I'll never look at a margarita the same way again. Also, I don't think salt on your rim would be a pleasurable experience, but I guess you never know about the kids these days.

Heh. Yeah, it's called rimming salt. I'm not a big fan of it. I like salted pretzels, but getting a lipful of salt when I'm trying to drink a tasty bev is just the limit for me. Gross.

[side_show]

Yeah, I'm not a fan of rimming salts.  Though I never thought of them as dirty until now.

I do like a nice rimming sugar.  On say a Bellini.

Rimming Sugar - a product for enjoying booze or a creepy drag queen stripper name? Only you can decide.