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Re: 17 September 2007 - DO NOT drag my merkin in the breakfast eggs
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2007, 10:31:53 pm »
it's a MADOK,

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Re: 17 September 2007 - DO NOT drag my merkin in the breakfast eggs
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2007, 01:03:06 am »
I remember seeing a baby MODOK once. Pretty creepy.
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Re: 17 September 2007 - DO NOT drag my merkin in the breakfast eggs
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2007, 02:29:30 am »
Nextwave ruled.  Seen the Journal of MODOK Studies?
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Re: 17 September 2007 - DO NOT drag my merkin in the breakfast eggs
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2007, 05:46:57 am »
No, I haven't read it. A quick Google search tells me, however, that I should remedy this situation forthwith.
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Re: 17 September 2007 - DO NOT drag my merkin in the breakfast eggs
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2007, 05:43:09 am »
I learned what a merkin was because it was a nickname used for Americans on alt.fan.pratchett back in what is known as "the day."  I thought it was just an amusing jab at how we often shorten words, but then I got educated.

I don't want to know why Ray owns one.  I really hope it doesn't involve a cake.
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Re: 17 September 2007 - DO NOT drag my merkin in the breakfast eggs
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2007, 05:46:15 am »
Between the merkin and Keith Moon's disembodied head, Ray now owns 12% of a human body. That's a significant amount. Also, probably an illegal amount.
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Re: 17 September 2007 - DO NOT drag my merkin in the breakfast eggs
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2007, 06:11:05 am »
Man, ebay Platinum Reserve is really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days.

Quote from: melack on September 20, 2007, 05:46:15 am
Between the merkin and Keith Moon's disembodied head, Ray now owns 12% of a human body. That's a significant amount. Also, probably an illegal amount.

A head is about 8% of the average human body mass, so I guess pubic hair constitutes another 4%? That is some dense pubic hair. Unless Ray has any other unattached body parts I don't know about.
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Re: 17 September 2007 - DO NOT drag my merkin in the breakfast eggs
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2007, 02:32:37 pm »
There is no need to question my math. I assure you every figure has been checked and double-checked.
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