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2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« on: September 19, 2007, 12:18:58 am »
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2007, 01:04:55 am »
I swear I remember some of those from last year. That seems like cheating.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 03:07:45 am »
That's some remarkable beardology, there.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 03:43:12 am »
Damn, the Germans have a lockdown on this. We may have to take a look at our moustache deficit in the coming election year. I wonder what Hillary's position is?
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 03:49:51 am »
She rides?
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2007, 11:41:46 am »
Beard envy?

Also: It seems to me that Paul could beat those runner ups in the imperial mustache category easily.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2007, 04:14:25 pm »
Apparently, the next competition is in AK. Feel like going north?
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2007, 05:54:38 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on September 19, 2007, 03:49:51 am
She rides?

Jay, I almost snorted diet Coke outta my nose on that one. Tiny can.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 05:32:02 am »
I started my training today.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 06:39:51 am »
All Rocky-style sequence, all lifting dumbells with your 'stache, tips raised in triumph as the local children cheer.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2007, 01:56:29 am »
" To promote good relationships between members of moustache and beard clubs throughout the world and to foster networks in the interests of friendship, conviviality and fun.

To encourage and celebrate standards of excellence in the growth, design and presentation of facial hair.

To raise the profile of beard and moustache clubs in order to attract new members and to bring to the general public a topic of interest and fun (put a smile on people’s faces)."




i think instead they should encourage dueling, and prehaps street battles, between moustache and beard clubs throughout the world.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2007, 02:13:14 am »
You could probably make a decent forbidden love/Romeo+Juliet type thing out of that.

Just sayin'.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2007, 07:29:18 am »
a mustachioed West Side Story?
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2007, 07:36:55 am »
But probably w/  just dudes. Unless you want your Juliet/Maria to sport an Imperial moustache.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2007, 07:56:06 am »
Yeah, I was wondering that. Are we assuming a bearded lady, or is this a Peppermint Honcho-style thing?

I guess Maria could be the sister of one of the Mustached Dudes.
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