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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2007, 02:12:41 pm »
I don't know about the Romeo and Juliet angle, but this subject is ripe for the Christopher Guest treatment.  As soon as he finishes his movie about ferret owners of course.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2007, 04:04:12 pm »
Indeed, sir. Now all I need is his email...
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2007, 05:16:51 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on September 26, 2007, 07:56:06 am
Yeah, I was wondering that. Are we assuming a bearded lady, or is this a Peppermint Honcho-style thing?

I guess Maria could be the sister of one of the Mustached Dudes.

In which case it should be Juliet, because Italian girls grow better mustaches than Puerto Rican girls in my experience.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2007, 08:23:25 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 26, 2007, 02:12:41 pm
I don't know about the Romeo and Juliet angle, but this subject is ripe for the Christopher Guest treatment.  As soon as he finishes his movie about ferret owners of course.

He's not really making this movie, is he? Don't tease me!
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2007, 01:13:07 pm »
you can't really own a ferret, can you?  you can only sort of cage them and try to break their spirit?
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2007, 05:34:23 pm »
Quote from: Beatrice on September 27, 2007, 01:13:07 pm
you can't really own a ferret, can you?  you can only sort of cage them and try to break their spirit?

They're domesticated, not wild animals.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2007, 06:04:24 pm »
Quote from: linnea on September 27, 2007, 05:34:23 pm
They're domesticated, not wild animals.
On the domestication spectrum, they're farther along than elephants, not as much as cats, and nowhere near dogs & cattle.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2007, 09:57:17 pm »
I'm very surprised at myself that I don't think this whole thing is silly. Very surprised. I've decided to do this as soon as I am biologically cut out for it.
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Re: 2007 Beard and Moustache Championships
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2007, 02:25:23 am »
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