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20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« on: September 20, 2007, 05:18:59 am »

Oh, Lyle!

The alt-text really makes this one.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 05:23:36 am »

That Darn Lyle!
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 05:32:53 am »

The idea of a dude getting off simply on licking a bra fits the pattern of perversion while pushing it just a half-step past what's realistic. I approve of the comedy and yet I focus on the strangeness of the idea.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 05:47:53 am »

While Teodor watches other people's entertainment, Lyle is having an experience.

Classic Lyle.

Also: Ew.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 06:08:07 am »

I think the offering to share is what makes this.

I almost typed: "I think the offering to share is what this is made of."  It is late here on the east coast.  Fortunately my search for a job has been fruitless.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 06:34:36 am »

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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 07:56:42 am »

It almost feels like Onstad has a device that produces a random character, a random inanimate object, and a second character and he creates a strip around that. It would require genius to carry off. But what a weird concept for a strip...
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 01:23:14 pm »

I thought that the idea that a dude crack whore will do "anything" for ten bucks, even the impossible, was a funny concept.

"He'll really levitate and then turn into a Frisbee?" "He'll do anything for ten bucks."

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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 01:27:55 pm »

I guess licking a bra is no weirder than sniffing ladies' shoes/underwear. Although that's pretty weird to begin with.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 01:44:35 pm »

Of course, that's not generally done in semi-public, with shoes and underwear acquired from the police station.

I, er, assume.

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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 02:06:46 pm »

Of course, that's not generally done in semi-public, with shoes and underwear acquired from the police station.

Lyle is not the sort to concern himself with these matters.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 03:14:47 pm »

Is this a return to being a breast man for Lyle, or just one of the many worlds of possibility that open up when one becomes a less discriminating hole man?
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 03:31:57 pm »

nDed--a tiny can of Dr. Pepper for the Jack T. Chick reference!

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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 07:41:57 pm »

I chatted with a crackhead today - or maybe meth-head, as that's more popular with the kids these days.  That's the sort of interaction you get at a bus stop in my hood if you take your wallet out.  If you have a wallet, people want to know if what's in it is for sharing.  That's how it is.  He seemed pretty sad and his eyes just scared the hell out of me.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 11:38:26 pm »

I thought that the idea that a dude crack whore will do "anything" for ten bucks, even the impossible, was a funny concept.

"He'll really levitate and then turn into a Frisbee?" "He'll do anything for ten bucks."
But will he turn into an eraser and erase your ceiling fan?
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