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[Arachno-capitalist]

I vividly remember a physics lecture about this. The professor was never funny, always serious, and this just came out of nowhere.
"Now many people your age and older can probabbly understand surface to volume ratio thermodynamics with a very simple example. See you've got a bed (draws bed). And in the bed is a woman (draws woman). And the woman is wearing mittens (draws mittens). And socks and somewhere between 5 and 13 blankets (draws thirteen blankets). And she is still complaining about the Air conditioner. Next to the woman is a man (man). and he is laying in a puddle of his own sweat because he still feels so fuck*ng hot there is no relief. But if the woman so much touches the man, his skin feels so cold her finger will freeze to him like a flagpole in December. The problem here is surface to volume ratio."

[theinevitable]

man, so, I am a woman. I am the guy with 13 blankets.

[V-Adore]

With a chilly ass, all you get is cold ass. 

There's something I find kind of poetic about this. I can't explain why.

[linnea]

man, so, I am a woman. I am the guy with 13 blankets.

You're a skinny dude. Don't feel bad about needing extra blankets.

[jay-ell]

I should point out that the dynamic of cold lady/hot man gets reversed when the lady is pregnant. 

Every night for about a week, I've woken Pedro at 4 AM, asking, "Are you hot?  Can I turn on the air conditioner?" 

His response every time: "No.  Go back to sleep." 

[littlefallsmets]

If not for The Cost, I would never turn off the air conditioner, ever.

This sounds like The Only Advantage of Pregnancy.

[jay-ell]

If not for The Cost, I would never turn off the air conditioner, ever.

This sounds like The Only Advantage of Pregnancy.

There are two advantages.  One is temperature regulation.  The other is...getting a baby at the end of it. 

But only if you swing that way. 

Oh!  It also makes ladies' boobs considerably bigger.  So I guess that's three. 

[theinevitable]

this keeps making me think of this one comedy bit which I really enjoyed...

So, I saw this ad the other day for these "boyfriend" pillows? It's basically a body with an arm, so that a woman can snuggle up against it at night. i think... I mean, it's pretty unrealistic. If you want to feel like you're sleeping with a man, just sleep with a flashlight poking you in the ass all night.

[jay-ell]

That is amusing. 

I kind of...like...the "flashlight"?  It's a little reminder that even when he's asleep, he still wants me.  Or, you know, Laetitia Casta or whoever he's dreaming of.  Or maybe he's just got a full bladder.  But I like to think it's me. 

(I mean, it's not little at all!  It's a big, huge, cocknormous reminder!  I would never say such a thing about Pedro's flashlight!  It's like one of those huge Mag-Lite flashlights!  Only bigger!) 

[CortJstr]

That is amusing. 

I kind of...like...the "flashlight"?  It's a little reminder that even when he's asleep, he still wants me.  Or, you know, Laetitia Casta or whoever he's dreaming of.  Or maybe he's just got a full bladder.  But I like to think it's me.

Maybe it's just his body circulating blood to keep his wang from suffocating. Or maybe he's dreaming about you and tI from that other thread.

[jay-ell]

I said, I like to think it's me. 

Please don't burst my bubble with biology. 

[Limmo]

Canned for inventing the term "cocknormous."