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Author Topic: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire  (Read 3694 times)

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October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« on: October 30, 2007, 10:01:13 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10302007

I think I liked this one better the first time.  Facial expressions are still decent, though.
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2007, 10:09:27 am »
I, too, have experienced the "hair care product or dessert topping?" conundrum several times in recent years.

Methinks Molly will be washing her hair with bar soap again tonight.
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2007, 11:11:08 am »
Either "polenta with fresh confetti" as a shampoo is really funny or I've been up 22 hours straight.

Or both.

A dude is leaning toward "both".
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2007, 11:15:39 am »
"Aegean Rain" did it for me. Damn that sounds exclusive...
« Last Edit: October 30, 2007, 02:34:16 pm by dejavroom »
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2007, 12:55:55 pm »
He should just find some of that orgasm shampoo they used to advertise, I'm sure that would be fine. Of course now Beef gets home and it turns out Molly wanted him to stop at a salon for some even crazier brand that supermarkets don't carry.
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2007, 05:26:23 pm »
Quote from: Bimmicus on October 30, 2007, 10:09:27 am
I, too, have experienced the "hair care product or dessert topping?" conundrum several times in recent years.

It's a hair care product and a dessert topping!
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2007, 05:42:00 pm »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on October 30, 2007, 05:26:23 pm
It's a hair care product and a dessert topping!

That's all fine and good, but the real question is, how does it taste on my delicious bass smoothie?
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2007, 07:29:12 pm »
I would wash my hair with "Hyacinth & Aegean Rain" shampoo; in fact, it sounds kind of pleasant and refreshing. Further confirmation that I am, in fact, actually female.
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2007, 08:05:02 pm »
Oh man, I love checking out the shampoos.  My current favorite is Dirty Girl shampoo.  Who can argue with a product where the logo is incorporated into nipples?

Due to my current scent-free-workplace I bought a bottle of scent free shampoo.  I swear to god it smells faintly of moth balls.  I swear.  So is that why shampoo has a scent?  To cover the slightly mothball like scent?  WTF?
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2007, 08:09:32 pm »
Quote from: side_show on October 30, 2007, 08:05:02 pm
Oh man, I love checking out the shampoos.  My current favorite is Dirty Girl shampoo.  Who can argue with a product where the logo is incorporated into nipples?

Due to my current scent-free-workplace I bought a bottle of scent free shampoo.  I swear to god it smells faintly of moth balls.  I swear.  So is that why shampoo has a scent?  To cover the slightly mothball like scent?  WTF?

I did the same thing a while back, and to me it smelled like "dog shampoo".  It made me less disdainful of the list of herbal extracts you tend to see on the stuff you get off the shelf at Target.  It didn't seem all that faint to me though.
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2007, 10:10:40 pm »
I think Stolen Moment With a Brookingham Squire is a pretty good name for a shampoo, but to be honest I would settle for something as plain as Grease Buster or Dandruff Keeper Awayer.
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2007, 10:28:11 pm »
I expect that I will be looking for "Hair Preservative" in a couple of years.
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2007, 10:40:46 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on October 30, 2007, 08:09:32 pm
I did the same thing a while back, and to me it smelled like "dog shampoo".

Actually my dog shampoo smells terrific. I get tasty coconut smelling pugs when I use it on them.
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2007, 12:50:11 am »
Quote from: wombat on October 30, 2007, 10:40:46 pm
Actually my dog shampoo smells terrific. I get tasty coconut smelling pugs when I use it on them.
You must use Perfect Coat as well, then.  When we wash Petunia I joke to my wife that its a coconut marinade prelude to popping her in the Nesco.

The unscented dog shampoo was for our old mixed-breed 80-pounder who had dermatitis.
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Re: October 30, 2007 - Stolen Moment with a Brookingham Squire
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2007, 12:56:58 am »
Quote from: wombat on October 30, 2007, 10:40:46 pm
Actually my dog shampoo smells terrific. I get tasty coconut smelling pugs when I use it on them.

Man, that sounds great! I wish I had some coconut scented pugs. That sounds like the best kind. CAN'D.
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