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Author Topic: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07  (Read 3712 times)

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Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« on: November 05, 2007, 01:42:49 pm »

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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2007, 01:54:48 pm »

Is anyone else wondering what the helmet is for?
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2007, 03:19:14 pm »

My two main guesses are:

Scalp rub and telepathic communication with anyone else wearing the helmet while taking a shit.

However this is a Japanese device so there's a slight possibility that it gives you a virtual reality version of tentacle sex.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 03:24:13 pm »

The Japanese toilets (and I am not talking about the abbreviated Toto models sold here) are mad scary with all of their handles, nozzels, and devices.  A helment is not too hard to imagine as an attachment.

If you wanted to get into salad tossing, I am assuming that you might start on a chick from Osaka.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2007, 05:08:19 pm »

I like the idea that the specific act of putting something in or near your mouth can be named by simply taking the name of the object that is going in your mouth and adding -lingus to it. For example: fingerlingus.

Um, do Japanese toilets generally have separate holes for numbers 1 and 2 respectively? Seems like it would require an undue amount of precision on the part of the person using the toilet.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2007, 05:28:15 pm »

The Japanese are all about precision.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2007, 05:38:25 pm »


P.S. I actually like Phillipe and am not afraid to admit it.

Good for you!
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2007, 05:56:09 pm »

The Japanese are all about precision.
Nah, dude, that's the Swiss.  The Japanese are more about crushing any and all individualism through ostracism and shaming.  Also, tentacle sex.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2007, 06:40:34 pm »

This reminds of something so terrifying I can only put it in small print.

Colon cleansing toilet. GROSS.http://www.advancedtoilets.com/lang_english/features.html And all those other features make me nauseous.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2007, 06:59:16 pm »

Is anyone else wondering what the helmet is for?

Helmetlingus obviously.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2007, 07:03:38 pm »

This reminds of something so terrifying I can only put it in small print.

Colon cleansing toilet. GROSS.http://www.advancedtoilets.com/lang_english/features.html And all those other features make me nauseous.

Whats gross about having a clean tushie.

Here's another similar product [possibly NSFW]

I really only provided that link because it's such a great use of flash
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2007, 07:09:40 pm »

Those are some pricey potties.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2007, 07:35:48 pm »

This reminds of something so terrifying I can only put it in small print.

Colon cleansing toilet. GROSS.http://www.advancedtoilets.com/lang_english/features.html And all those other features make me nauseous.
The remote control would just lead to endless hijinks of which roommate could give the other the most features before he stands up.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2007, 07:46:07 pm »

The remote control would just lead to endless hijinks of which roommate could give the other the most features before he stands up.
Sounds like the lead-in to the new direct-to-DVD movie, Abercrombie & Fist.
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Re: Burritolingus. Noun. 11/5/07
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2007, 07:48:44 pm »

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