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[nDed]

Also, tentacle sex.

Well then, the only reasonable conclusion is that mechanized tentacles shoot out of the holes and latch onto the appropriate orifice, forming an airtight seal that facilitates efficient, no-hassle defecation.

[chuanoplast]

Here's another similar product [possibly NSFW]

I really only provided that link because it's such a great use of flash

I could never say hello that calmly if I knew that somebody had seen my bare butt.

Butt a toilet with a heated seat would be nice.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I could never say hello that calmly if I knew that somebody had seen my bare butt.

Butt a toilet with a heated seat would be nice.

I am available for toilet seat pre-warming. Maybe I can post an ad on craigslist.

[colmore]

I distantly remember reading one of those kid novels set in an old-times boarding school where a prefect or someone made the main character go sit on the toilet (outhouse? some sort of brit term?) seat for 15 minutes every morning so it would be warm.

My most immediate guess would be one of Roald Dahl's memoirs.  But I remember reading a lot of kid's novels set in old times boarding schools.

[theinevitable]

yeah, that was in Boy by Roald Dahl. That book was a big fav of mine in Elementary School.

[iron_felix]

Oddly enough, the same day as this comic I went out with my family to a hibachi-style restaurant for Guy Fawkes Night (it did have a fire, after all) and our guest, a colleague of my dad's, told us about a device he'd seen recently at a Japanese technology symposium.

The device was designed to make it easier to communicate with someone of higher authority in the workplace, which could be awkward under traditional Japanese culture and etiquette.  It consisted of a special chair for the boss to sit in and a pair of wall-mounted artificial buttocks.  The idea was for workers to break the ice by fondling the buttocks on the wall, which would then cause the chair to massage the boss's real buttocks in the same way.

I'm not sure if these have been put into production yet, of course.  Surely there must be some point at which a product is too ridiculous even for Japan?

[V-Adore]

My question: since when does simulated buttocks-fondling make social etiquette less awkward?