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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2007, 03:56:20 pm »

Well a chorizo is a kind of sausage so it seems reasonable that one might pickle it.

This is exactly where I am bewildered. I eat a lot of weird things but I've never heard of a pickled sausage.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2007, 04:44:31 pm »

I gotta say I'm kind of glad that we're done with Soytopia updates. For some reason I wasn't really digging on that storyline.

I liked the idea; I wish more had been done with it. IIRC, it wasn't mentioned at all in the strip, just the blogs. That would have been a fun thing to see, instead of just read about. The idea that Pat closed it down after a day because he didn't get his instant gratification seems like a cheap way out - Onstad's way of giving up on the story. Humorous, though - Pat strikes me as a rather un-American dude, but he acts just like the stereotypical American - getting bored with anything that doesn't provide instant gratification, supremely convinced of his own innate superiority over everything around him.

Pat, you ARE America.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2007, 04:50:58 pm »

Teodor is so upset that... Ray is upset and is hooked up to a heart monitor.

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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2007, 09:35:34 am »

I, too, was baffled by the idea of a pickled sausage. But apparently they not only exist, they are mass-produced and regularly consumed.

http://www.pickle-it.com/catalog/details.php?id=12
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2007, 09:51:14 am »

I, too, was baffled by the idea of a pickled sausage. But apparently they not only exist, they are mass-produced and regularly consumed.

http://www.pickle-it.com/catalog/details.php?id=12
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2007, 02:19:39 pm »

I had no idea that Taco Bell was so much better for our environment than McDonald's. I know where I'm going for lunch today.



Actually now I kind of do want Taco Bell. Dammit.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2007, 02:35:25 pm »

Pickled sausage: the official snack food of Fuck You Fridays.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2007, 05:36:28 am »

Finding truth serum in a secret compartment would be so awesome. All I've ever found in secret furniture compartments is bad smells.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2007, 06:35:18 am »

Ray on sodium pentothal sounds a bit like Nice Pete - with a dash less repressed inversion and homicidal nature.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2007, 06:42:32 am »

Also Roast Beef asks the best questions. Revealing, but not embarrassing.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2007, 04:11:00 am »

Ray: the last person on earth without caller ID or just to lazy to look at the screen? You make the call.

http://orezscu.blogspot.com/2007/11/thanksgiving-appetizers-2007.html
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2007, 04:17:53 am »

Ray: the last person on earth without caller ID or just to lazy to look at the screen? You make the call.

http://orezscu.blogspot.com/2007/11/thanksgiving-appetizers-2007.html

Plainly it's the latter.  If there is a bell or whistle out there, Ray will just own the hell out of it.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2007, 05:52:33 am »

Ray has caller ID, but it's Japanese caller ID where you scan in your mates' faces and it converts them automatically into cute little big-headed cartoons of themselves and it shows them doing a dance instead of the name. It's cutting-edge as hell but when he's a little lit he gets distracted watching them dance and forgets to check who it actually is.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2007, 06:02:56 am »

My theory would be that Ray had the first Caller ID in the world, once, but had no idea how to use it, probably broke it, and has long given up on the idea.

EDIT: Also, remember, he was probably incredibly stoned at the time of this call.
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Re: Remember, remember, the blogs of November 2007
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2007, 01:35:39 pm »

I think that both of you are correct.
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