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11-08-2007 - NOOOO!
« on: November 08, 2007, 10:19:13 am »
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Sigh. A valiant struggle. I hope T has a soft, warm, kinda bouncy place to rest his weary head after all that stress.
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Re: 08-11-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2007, 11:30:26 am »
Ray looks on, not dispassionate at his friend's plight but aware that this is something that he must do, and do alone.
This is some rough chuckles for such a silly simple concept.
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Re: 08-11-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2007, 01:57:28 pm »
Well, we got the naked female breast that everybody was so keen on seeing after all the cat cock he's been showing us. I wonder if that woman's hand got tired from pushing her boob over the right like that. Ray could've charged people to hold it for her.
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Re: 08-11-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2007, 02:12:56 pm »
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I wonder if that woman's hand got tired from pushing her boob over the right like that. Ray could've charged people to hold it for her.

How can you be sure he didn't? Ray might be a fool, but he's a canny entrepreneur.
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Re: 08-11-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 04:36:47 pm »
Standing around pushing one tit through a small window for six days doesn't really sound very fun either.
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Re: 08-11-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2007, 05:32:18 pm »
So, wait.  Is this a *human* breast? 

Have we completely abandoned the illusion that Achewood takes place in the "underground?"  Or does the Underground include humans, now? 
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Re: 08-11-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2007, 05:33:48 pm »
I suppose, but the I'd rather not think how they managed her basic bodily functions without moving the tit from the window. Or maybe she was allowed breaks while Téodor slept or passed out or whatever.

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So, wait.  Is this a *human* breast? 

Have we completely abandoned the illusion that Achewood takes place in the "underground?"  Or does the Underground include humans, now? 

Looks like cats have human tits, for some reason. Like how Lyle has human arms.
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Re: 08-11-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2007, 05:48:50 pm »
Quote from: nDed on November 08, 2007, 05:33:48 pm
I suppose, but the I'd rather not think how they managed her basic bodily functions without moving the tit from the window. Or maybe she was allowed breaks while Téodor slept or passed out or whatever.

Looks like cats have human tits, for some reason. Like how Lyle has human arms.

Well I know in other Guinness records people were allowed breaks every hour.

Did Teodor have any choice over the tit? I doubt Ray would have brought him a woman with leathery wrinkled cleavage or anything but maybe T doesn't like large nipples or something. Could he veto?
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Re: 08-11-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2007, 06:05:58 pm »
I think there are separate record categories depending on whether or not the record breaker approved of the tit.
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Re: 11-08-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2007, 06:49:58 pm »
All I'm saying is that I hope Ray had all kinds of titties lined up for T to look at so as to heal.

It might sound counterintuitive but... not looking at ANY tits won't help you heal from that. At all.

You have to look at all kinds of titties in quick succession if you want any hope of getting your mind back.

This is basically why relationships are helped so much if the lady is fine with the man looking at lots of pornography as long as does not actually have sex with other ladies.

You show me a woman who doesn't mind a dude looking as long as he only touches himself and I'll show you a 30% better chance of that couple actually not parting until death.
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Re: 11-08-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2007, 07:11:53 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 08, 2007, 06:49:58 pm
All I'm saying is that I hope Ray had all kinds of titties lined up for T to look at so as to heal.

It might sound counterintuitive but... not looking at ANY tits won't help you heal from that. At all.

You have to look at all kinds of titties in quick succession if you want any hope of getting your mind back.

This is basically why relationships are helped so much if the lady is fine with the man looking at lots of pornography as long as does not actually have sex with other ladies.

You show me a woman who doesn't mind a dude looking as long as he only touches himself and I'll show you a 30% better chance of that couple actually not parting until death.

I think he'd also desperately need to see the other one. He's probably half mad wondering what it looks like. Is it a different size? Or does it have a mole? Are they the same? If so then why the right one, she had to choose for some reason.
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Re: 11-08-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2007, 07:18:32 pm »
Perhaps her titties are a perfect mirror image but her other arm is horribly deformed?
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Re: 11-08-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2007, 07:32:40 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on November 08, 2007, 07:11:53 pm
I think he'd also desperately need to see the other one. He's probably half mad wondering what it looks like. Is it a different size? Or does it have a mole? Are they the same? If so then why the right one, she had to choose for some reason.
So her right hand would be free for smoking.



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Re: 11-08-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2007, 07:35:30 pm »
He isn't Ray!
He isn't Pat!

(Congrat.)
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Re: 11-08-2007 - NOOOO!
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2007, 08:13:10 pm »
goddamn, dude, you're right. Just seeing one would drive me completely insane.

although, you know, at this point in my life seeing any amount of breast is liable to do that.
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