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16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« on: November 16, 2007, 10:51:57 am »

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11162007

Ray is doing steroids. Thats cool.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2007, 11:32:15 am by NYU »
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2007, 12:32:09 pm »

Actually, I took it to be hemorrhoids. Hence the spelling. Ray ain't on no clear. But the scratch-ass, that happens to the best of us.
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2007, 03:04:10 pm »

I wouldn't put too much credence into Philippe's spelling abilities.
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2007, 04:02:13 pm »

Actually, I took it to be hemorrhoids. Hence the spelling. Ray ain't on no clear. But the scratch-ass, that happens to the best of us.
Seconded.
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2007, 05:42:40 pm »

(he's the smooth one) made me cry and laugh a little bit.
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2007, 05:58:58 pm »

Rhoid rage and armpit buboes are definitely on my "not to do" list.
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2007, 06:36:58 pm »

This is an affliction that Ray has suffered through before.
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2007, 08:51:27 pm »

Thank you, Cort. I had forgotten the sentence "it feels like a bee damn stung me on my Gentleness!", but now this travesty is fixed.

Is anyone else a little terrified about what Lyle's bird-shooting photo album might contain?
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2007, 09:12:16 pm »

Maybe its a bunch of tough guys crying over their shattered middle fingers.
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2007, 09:22:17 pm »

Thank you Cort for storing these things in your brain so we don't have to.
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Re: 16 November 07 - Tough as the dickens
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2007, 09:36:53 pm »

Thank you Cort for storing these things in your brain so we don't have to.

"Screw you, hemorrhoid. Fuck you!" Should be in everybody's brain.
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