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oball's shameless spam: Badass Bible verses
« on: November 29, 2007, 01:13:10 am »
David Wong (formerly of Pointless Waste of Time) and I wrote an article for Cracked.com - The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses.  Give it a read, and if you like it, please Digg it.

Hope you enjoy it (and don't mind me link whoring).
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Re: oball's shameless spam: Badass Bible verses
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 01:15:06 am »
dang, dude, I have had that article sent to me by hell of friends and websites. The one with Elisha and the bears was a favorite of my bald Latin teacher from High School.
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Re: oball's shameless spam: Badass Bible verses
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2007, 02:40:48 am »
Owen Ball

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Owen Ball is a Cracked.com contributor. Only thing is, [author name] never contributed a friggin’ bio. So we wrote this lame one instead. Oh, well.
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Re: oball's shameless spam: Badass Bible verses
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2007, 03:18:55 am »
It's a pen name anyway.
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Re: oball's shameless spam: Badass Bible verses
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2007, 02:45:58 pm »
Has Mr. Wong added on to "John Dies at the End" lately?  I haven't checked up on that in a while.
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Re: oball's shameless spam: Badass Bible verses
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 11:07:14 pm »
My favourite bit of the Bible is still the bit where God smites people with piles.

You've got to love a god who thinks up a punishment like that.
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Re: oball's shameless spam: Badass Bible verses
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2007, 01:13:00 am »
Oball, I worship you with unrequited fanboy adoration.  That was awesome.
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Re: oball's shameless spam: Badass Bible verses
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2007, 07:28:25 am »
I like the one where they convince all the men in this city to get circumcised more-or-less at once, and the day after, they attack while they can't really walk or anything and slaughter them. I'll edit this post with chapter/verse unless someone beats me to it.
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Re: oball's shameless spam: Badass Bible verses
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 09:44:05 am »
Genesis 34.  I really wanted to use it but it was too long.
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