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29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« on: November 29, 2007, 11:48:12 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11292007

This was worth waiting all day for.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 12:02:32 am »
I enjoyed this one despite the weak punchline. Just the discussion between Lyle and Teodor was enough for me.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 12:09:04 am »
Lyle sure has a thing for those carts, doesn't he? Like if you look behind the Perky Pervert sign, the old, faded SaniTaco sign awaits.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 12:09:49 am »
Lyle in the glasses is nearly funny enough as it is, for me.

Any more funny than that and I'm already sated, you know.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2007, 12:25:27 am »
Did... did he wash the vibrator before using it in people's coffee?
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2007, 12:28:10 am »
If it's coffee for perverts, they may prefer a used vibrator in their cappuccino for the extra zing.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2007, 01:06:29 am »
Quote from: chuanoplast on November 30, 2007, 12:28:10 am
If it's coffee for perverts, they may prefer a used vibrator in their cappuccino for the extra zing.

There's a difference between used by a lady, used by Lyle, and found somewhere on the ground. I'm guessing even coffee perverts would only prefer one of these options.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2007, 01:25:17 am »
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2007, 01:28:28 am »
I didn't get the impression that the dildo was to go in the cappuccino. It is held against the cappuccino, which I took to mean "against the side of the cup", and vibrates the cream into shapes.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2007, 01:32:58 am »
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There's a difference between used by a lady, used by Lyle, and found somewhere on the ground. I'm guessing even coffee perverts would only prefer one of these options.

Oh, oh so naive.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2007, 01:51:44 am »
If you're twisted enough to want an unwashed dildie in your caramel macchiato, probably any of the above will tweak your nipples at least a little bit. Would they have a PREFERED place it once was? Sure. Some people like ladies, some people like dudes and even the people who like both probably have one or the other in mind at the moment they're buying their pervert coffee.

But, frankly, I'd think that the mystery would be part of the fun.

Part of the transgression, you know, knowing that it could'a been all sortsa places.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2007, 03:31:03 am »
I can have anything.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2007, 05:42:29 am »
I liked this strip way better than its brassiere counterpart. This one gets a thumbs up from me.
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Re: 29th November 2007 - Don't have a dildo in the house!
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2007, 01:40:56 pm »
The upisde-down speech balloon shape of the Perky Pervert sign signifies onanism.
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