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Author Topic: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.  (Read 7237 times)

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November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« on: November 30, 2007, 09:26:33 pm »

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11302007

Observations: Onstad's Garfield is kinda creepy-looking, and I wonder whether this isn't courting a lawsuit.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 09:42:54 pm »

The actual mechanics of wearing prostethic devices in a comic strip are so much more difficult than you'd think.

Though... where's Garfield's lisp? I remember him having a lazy drugged-out John Waters-on-'ludes lisp, y'all.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 09:50:41 pm »

That was just because he had a cold peter in his mouth at the time.

The great thing about this strip is that Achewood Garfield isn't just a crude parody; there is a very distinctly Achewood kind of vibe to him.  His explanation about the strip eyes is almost as surreal as "Put on these shoes, and have legs like mine."
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 11:10:44 pm »

Wow. Garfield is borderline retarded. Either that, or he's high as a kite.

This is a great strip. I love the creepy surreal-ness that it has. The cartoon eyes and Garfield's coked-out/retarded observations regarding them are just classic. However, I don't understand how richness gives one ##### with comma-pockets. WHOOSH
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2007, 11:12:08 pm »

"He is so rich that his pockets are made of commas" made this strip for me.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2007, 11:12:50 pm »

Wait, I have one more question. What the hell does the union have to do with dildoed coffee?
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2007, 11:30:01 pm »

Dude has so much money that the comma from his millions are spilling out onto his breeches.

Dude can't be seen with a dildo. He's got an image to maintain and the Achingly Inoffense Cartoon Performers' Union keeps tight reins on their member actors, keeps them in line and keeps them earning large dollars.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2007, 11:39:02 pm »

Whaaaaat?  Garfield is shredded.  Abs like Pat's.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2007, 11:51:18 pm »

It's all for show, you see.

Garfield is thin, he just puts on a fat costume to play a role in a show.

Tom Cruise is a 5'3" gay man who believes that our souls were put in a volcano and then nuked by an alien overlord ten bazillion years ago and that's why we're all unhappy... and he plays a dashing clever athletic straight action star on teevee because that's where the bread is at. If he could own fifteen mansions by making out with Vin Diesel and scanning tourists for thetans, man, he'd happily go that way.

This is how it is. This is the show biz.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2007, 12:39:55 am »

How much I like this strip? Thiiiiis muuuuuch. Genius stroke to have Garfield showing up (the "Achewood Garfield", as already pointed out, all borderline broke, or warped in a way), and to draw a pocket out of commas just because, I guess. Part I hate is having to wait 'til Monday to catch up on it.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 12:58:15 am »

I like that under his fake comic eyes, Garfield has comic-strip-style eyes of a different style. He's been hiding Pac-Men all these years.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2007, 01:54:08 am »

See guys, I told you, Unions are straight up fuck*ng everyone out of dildoeing their coffee.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2007, 03:41:36 am »

All A-CAP wants is a dildo in his Cafe Americano people.  Give the man his dildo.  There is no mystery here.  We all know what he'll be doing to it afterword.  His ass is totally wrecked.  Bowel movements just tumble out like marbles in an old-timey marble maze game.  But noooo.  The union has to deny the obvious.  A-CAP likes a 12 by 4 dildo - with his coffee and in his can.  Get use to it.  Step back.  Give the man what he wants.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2007, 04:21:58 am »

Garfield exists in the Achewood universe. This… this is a major development.

I mean, obviously there was the one where Ray crank calls Garfield, but somehow, this is different.
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Re: November 30, 2007 - Dildo it for you? Only a buck.
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2007, 07:45:52 am »

All A-CAP wants in a dildo in his Cafe Americano people.  Give the man his dildo.  There is no mystery here.  We all know what he'll be doing to it afterword.  His ass is totally wrecked.  Bowel movements just tumble out like marbles in an old-timey marble maze game.  But noooo.  The union has to deny the obvious.  A-CAP likes a 12 by 4 dildo - with his coffee and in his can.  Get use to it.  Step back.  Give the man what he wants.

Dildo'd!

Uh, I mean, can'd!
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