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Newest Member...
« on: December 03, 2007, 05:21:10 am »
is healthboss.com? Am I missing something here?
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Re: Newest Member...
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 05:36:10 am »
Ha, maybe some huge uncut asian jerk tea is coming our way.
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Re: Newest Member...
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 07:27:29 am »
Oh I hope so.
That stuff goes down smooth.
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Re: Newest Member...
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 08:50:50 am »
Deleted. Sorry if you were a real person, healthboss.com! (Can I call you Hoss?)
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Re: Newest Member...
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 05:03:30 pm »
A website named healthboss.com attained sentience and discovered that loved a comic strip named Achewood.

It was banned from a rogue Achewood forum on the grounds of not being a person.

Thus began healthboss.com's slow bitter transformation into Cyberdyne.

Thus began the rise of the machines.
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Re: Newest Member...
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 05:12:05 pm »
In this dark future, a desperate group of the failing human resistance sent a reprogrammed machine algorithm back in time to find and recruit one Nabubrush_drinks_alot, who had unfortunately been killed shortly after after the rise of skynet in an unfortunate incident involving coffee and a dildo. The algorithm was sent to find Nabu because he was the only One who could love both human and machine, and rock their cans equally well.
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Re: Newest Member...
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 10:22:34 pm »
Thus 'Rise of the Machines' became a awesome double entendre.
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Re: Newest Member...
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 10:27:30 pm »
Quote from: Doc on December 03, 2007, 10:22:34 pm
Thus 'Rise of the Machines' became a awesome double entendre.

Thus the tiny can was given.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 10:30:07 pm »
No Fate But What You Stick In It.
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Re: Newest Member...
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2007, 02:29:53 am »
Wintermute?
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Re: Newest Member...
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2007, 05:10:41 am »
Give it a Turing's test.
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