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[jay-ell]

Kieth, I can clearly see from your avatar that you are not at all blond. 

You have dark brown curly hair and a mustache. 

Clearly. 

[melack]

I could stand to go a little bald. My hair is incredibly thick. It's like concrete.

But alas, my dad and my maternal grandpa both have all of their hair. I am doomed to continue with this frizzy poof of wavy brown despair.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Melack has a satanic number of posts.

[iron_felix]

I'm a bit disappointed to see that 666 posts doesn't have its own special rank.  At 187 posts, you're "Oh, look! 187 posts!" or words to that effect.  I remember this well, because I reached that magic number right after the Virginia Tech shootings (it may have actually been in the thread about the shootings, too, I don't remember) and I felt the need to make another random post somewhere just to avoid arbitrarily looking like a dick.

EDIT:  If Jough or JL can be bothered to change things, does anyone have any ideas?  I nominate "Here's your 1982 Subaru Brat."

[jay-ell]

Happy? 

[jaydub]

The gold star is a nice touch.

It should be upside down, though.

[theinevitable]

I was pretty sure it was going to end up Ray had it.

you know what I mean. He always knew the day would come.

[wombat]

I was going to say, "Who gets 'a lot of flavoring agents' for Christmas?" but then I realized that the answer is, of course, "The Chris Onstad character of the blogs." 

What I don't know is what 'a lot of flavoring agents' is. How many bottles of vanilla extract can one person use? He doesn't even seem to be much of a baker. Does he mean a big set of spices? Gourmet applewood-smoked bacon bits? 

That makes me think - I should have sent him some of that bacon chocolate for Christmas for him to blog about. I could have had it delivered straight from the company, so it's not like he'd have to worry about eating food sent to him by strange people from the Internet.

[linnea]

I was going to say, "Who gets 'a lot of flavoring agents' for Christmas?" but then I realized that the answer is, of course, "The Chris Onstad character of the blogs." 

What I don't know is what 'a lot of flavoring agents' is. How many bottles of vanilla extract can one person use? He doesn't even seem to be much of a baker. Does he mean a big set of spices? Gourmet applewood-smoked bacon bits? 

That makes me think - I should have sent him some of that bacon chocolate for Christmas for him to blog about. I could have had it delivered straight from the company, so it's not like he'd have to worry about eating food sent to him by strange people from the Internet.

Oooh! You still could, dude. As a belated gift. Or you could arrange to have it sent on his birthday. When is his birthday, anyway? May? I should know this.

Also, I totally hear you on the questionable goods sent by folks on the internet. Having it sent directly from the company is the best idea. If I were Chris Onstad or another intarwub celebrity, I would probably be loath to (for example) let my baby wear clothes that were sent by someone, even if I laundered the clothes. I guess I'm still skeeved by that assassination attempt scene in the film Elizabeth, where they poisoned a dress and one of Elizabeth's ladies-in-waiting put it on and died. I most definitely would not eat cookies or any food item sent by a fan.

[wombat]

Hey, why didn't anyone buy me A History of Critters?

[littlefallsmets]

You haven't written it yet.

[KeithHernandez]

I should know this.

I know what you are saying, but, really..?